On Marriage...
Monday, December 15, 2003 by Ala69Bea | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Marriage is
a mutual admiration society
in which
one person is always right
and the other
is always
the husband...
a mutual admiration society
in which
one person is always right
and the other
is always
the husband...
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Weaksid
Reply #5 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 12:58 AM
Reply #5 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 12:58 AM
Won't be true with me I'll be the right one and she'll be the wrong one 
I'll be the right one and she'll be the wrong one 
Bangkokboy
Reply #6 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 7:32 PM
Reply #6 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 7:32 PM
there should be an oscar acting award for husbands. wives have no idea how draining it is to always have to put up a credible pretense of being wrong in the face of all the contradictory evidence. 
Orion
Reply #9 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 8:51 PM
...then she'll cry and you still lose.
For the record: I really like being married. At least I can be right about computer things...
Reply #9 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 8:51 PM
| Won't be true with me I'll be the right one and she'll be the wrong one. |
...then she'll cry and you still lose.
For the record: I really like being married. At least I can be right about computer things...
Randahl
Reply #10 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 9:17 PM
Reply #10 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 9:17 PM
Marriage is a wonderful thing! Isn't that right dear?
[Message Edited]
[Message Edited]
Weaksid
Reply #11 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:20 AM
Reply #11 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:20 AM
I'm planning on getting married in a little over 2years. Once I"m done with my college and she should be completely done (hopefully). She already has almost 3years in. (explain: 2 majors 1 minor : Major in High school Spanish, Major in Elementary ed, minor in Elementary spanish). January will mark 4yrs dating and we haven't even had a fight (anything big that we couldn't talk about and solve). I just had to share all of that. So, I will experience the whole marriage thing probably soon. Then I get to post it on the net 
Bones2112
Reply #12 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:26 AM
The ultimate livesavers in a marriage.....
YES DEAR!!!
YOU'RE RIGHT DEAR!!!
Reply #12 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:26 AM
| Life's a bitch and then you marry one... |
The ultimate livesavers in a marriage.....
YES DEAR!!!
YOU'RE RIGHT DEAR!!!
Minion_Bob73
Reply #13 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 5:25 AM
Reply #13 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 5:25 AM
I am taking a shot in the dark here, but everyone that has posted on this thread are men, aren't you? You may shoot me if I am wrong.
You may shoot me if I am wrong.
WebGizmos
Reply #14 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 6:46 AM
Reply #14 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 6:46 AM
Marriage is a womans institution, and your the inmate!
Jafo
Reply #15 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 6:46 AM
Reply #15 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 6:46 AM
Yes....behind every good man ..... is his boss....
Xaltec
Reply #17 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 7:14 AM
Reply #17 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 7:14 AM
I had a marriage... Didn't like it.. took it back, but they wouldn't give me my money back.... Infact they took more from me to dispose of it!!! 
Kevin_C
Reply #18 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 7:55 AM
That is soooooo true!! The woman wants the big wedding and the big ring and on and on.. Heck, I'd settle for a nice vacation and a 50" plasma screen TV!!
Reply #18 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 7:55 AM
| Marriage is a womans institution, and your the inmate! |
That is soooooo true!! The woman wants the big wedding and the big ring and on and on.. Heck, I'd settle for a nice vacation and a 50" plasma screen TV!!
Erk.
Reply #19 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 8:17 AM
Reply #19 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 8:17 AM
Marriage is a three ring circus....
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering!
A man is incomplete until he is married..... then he is finished!
A woman gets the last word in any argument... anything after that is the beginning of a new one...
Marriage is a romantic story..... but the hero dies in the first chapter
A Married man should forget his mistakes.... there's no sense two people remembering them!
Married men live a lot longer than single men,.... but married men are way more willing to die!
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering!
A man is incomplete until he is married..... then he is finished!
A woman gets the last word in any argument... anything after that is the beginning of a new one...
Marriage is a romantic story..... but the hero dies in the first chapter
A Married man should forget his mistakes.... there's no sense two people remembering them!
Married men live a lot longer than single men,.... but married men are way more willing to die!
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Reply #1 Tuesday, December 16, 2003 12:08 AM