The Damn bird has won!!!
Friday, February 28, 2003 by Frogboy | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
For THREE years now this crazy bird has been attacking our back window. THREE years. I've been posting here about the war between the bird and us during that time.
We've tried everything. I've put up pictures of owls. Closed the shades, chased after the bird in just my shorts in the winter.
The bird has won. Next month we are moving to a new house. Screw you bird!
We've tried everything. I've put up pictures of owls. Closed the shades, chased after the bird in just my shorts in the winter.
The bird has won. Next month we are moving to a new house. Screw you bird!
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The DJ
Reply #42 Saturday, March 1, 2003 3:21 AM
Reply #42 Saturday, March 1, 2003 3:21 AM
Wish I had that to wake me up in the morning JM.
I'm about to call the SPCA on a neighbor behind me. Their poor dog is ALWAYS in the yard barking ALL DAY LONG. It's really a sin though cause it's cold right now and let the damn dog in the house!
Forget about sleepin on the weekends...It's been goin on for some time now and it's really cruel.
I'm about to call the SPCA on a neighbor behind me. Their poor dog is ALWAYS in the yard barking ALL DAY LONG. It's really a sin though cause it's cold right now and let the damn dog in the house!
Forget about sleepin on the weekends...It's been goin on for some time now and it's really cruel.
Old_Crab
Reply #43 Saturday, March 1, 2003 3:47 AM
Reply #43 Saturday, March 1, 2003 3:47 AM
Frogboy-feline would of taken care of your problem straight away. 
feline
Reply #45 Saturday, March 1, 2003 8:33 AM
Reply #45 Saturday, March 1, 2003 8:33 AM
what, me??? feline *innocent expression number 42*
Frogboy, sorry to hear that you have the stress of a "forced" house move on top of everything else that you are doing at the minute.
have you considered getting a cat? they make lovely pets, look SO cute, and *PURRR* to!
Frogboy, sorry to hear that you have the stress of a "forced" house move on top of everything else that you are doing at the minute.
have you considered getting a cat? they make lovely pets, look SO cute, and *PURRR* to!
White_Moth
Reply #46 Saturday, March 1, 2003 10:49 AM
Reply #46 Saturday, March 1, 2003 10:49 AM
Nothin' that a 12 gauge double barrel with #00 buck couldn't cure, though you might still have to move into a new house when done.
Styl-X Design
Reply #47 Saturday, March 1, 2003 12:13 PM
Reply #47 Saturday, March 1, 2003 12:13 PM
Look, this is just sooo simpel, no guns, knifes, or what ever.
Make a nice clean rope from a tree to you house. Put about 500 volt on it, and then when the bird is planning to 'atack' you window, he sits down on the wire, to look if the enviroment is clear, i can asure you 'he will get the shock of his life' (and probably the latest shock in his life
) and to make IPlural feel ok, its toast write away
Make a nice clean rope from a tree to you house. Put about 500 volt on it, and then when the bird is planning to 'atack' you window, he sits down on the wire, to look if the enviroment is clear, i can asure you 'he will get the shock of his life' (and probably the latest shock in his life
) and to make IPlural feel ok, its toast write away
Peff
Reply #48 Saturday, March 1, 2003 2:03 PM
Reply #48 Saturday, March 1, 2003 2:03 PM
I don't think that would work, Style.....Birds sit on 'live' wires all the time... They're not grounded, so the current has nowhere to go, therefore, no death...
I could be wrong....i think IP would know for sure
I could be wrong....i think IP would know for sure
Styl-X Design
Reply #49 Saturday, March 1, 2003 2:27 PM
Reply #49 Saturday, March 1, 2003 2:27 PM
OW, gosh, ofcourse, forget that one... well ok, in that case, just shoot him 
IPlural
Reply #51 Saturday, March 1, 2003 7:56 PM when I was in the Air Force the power block went down for the tower, seems a bunch of crows had flew in and were feeding in the grass and haing out in the wires, somehoe one bridged itself and BANG... out went the light 
all that was there was a foot with part of a leg dangling. If your grounded and you get to close the elc will arch and thats all she'll wrote..
Reply #51 Saturday, March 1, 2003 7:56 PM
when I was in the Air Force the power block went down for the tower, seems a bunch of crows had flew in and were feeding in the grass and haing out in the wires, somehoe one bridged itself and BANG... out went the light 
all that was there was a foot with part of a leg dangling. If your grounded and you get to close the elc will arch and thats all she'll wrote..
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Reply #41 Saturday, March 1, 2003 2:55 AM