The Damn bird has won!!!
Friday, February 28, 2003 by Frogboy | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
For THREE years now this crazy bird has been attacking our back window. THREE years. I've been posting here about the war between the bird and us during that time.
We've tried everything. I've put up pictures of owls. Closed the shades, chased after the bird in just my shorts in the winter.
The bird has won. Next month we are moving to a new house. Screw you bird!
We've tried everything. I've put up pictures of owls. Closed the shades, chased after the bird in just my shorts in the winter.
The bird has won. Next month we are moving to a new house. Screw you bird!
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goodmorphing
Reply #23 Friday, February 28, 2003 5:50 PM
...awwwwwwwwwww, wolfie... it's tweat just the way it is! 
Reply #23 Friday, February 28, 2003 5:50 PM
...awwwwwwwwwww, wolfie... it's tweat just the way it is! 
JamMeister33
Reply #27 Friday, February 28, 2003 6:00 PM
Reply #27 Friday, February 28, 2003 6:00 PM
I saw a bird and lured him in with crumbs of bread...
and then I smashed his ********* head!
and then I smashed his ********* head!
IPlural
Reply #28 Friday, February 28, 2003 8:27 PM
Reply #28 Friday, February 28, 2003 8:27 PM
I saw this tag line and had to grab it for you Brad 
"Feed the birds and you will always find snow on your car in July."
"Feed the birds and you will always find snow on your car in July."
Doreen
Reply #29 Friday, February 28, 2003 8:38 PM
Reply #29 Friday, February 28, 2003 8:38 PM
Doreen wonders if Brad is going to tell the new owners of his old house that it comes w/ it's very own pet bird? hehe
Mr_Ph00ey2u
Reply #31 Friday, February 28, 2003 9:25 PM
Reply #31 Friday, February 28, 2003 9:25 PM
Doreen...isn't that kinda like selling a haunted house and not letting the new owners in on it?
goodmorphing
Reply #32 Friday, February 28, 2003 9:25 PM
Reply #32 Friday, February 28, 2003 9:25 PM
goodmorphing wonders what he is going to think when he finds out that the previous owners of the new house were moving away from a pesty bird....
The DJ
Reply #37 Saturday, March 1, 2003 1:20 AM
Reply #37 Saturday, March 1, 2003 1:20 AM
Nothing was worse than my street. I live in south philly up a small street and there was this giant tree across the street that belonged in the forest or something.
I mean really, the tree was almost touching my house and when the birds did their thing in the tree my pavement got hit. The damn tree almost took down the power lines resting on them. My neighbor never took care of it and never bothered to trim it or anything.
It got really ridiculous and a bunch of us up the block had to call them to cut it down. She had the audacity to get mad afterwards.
If was funny when the birds came the next day and the tree was gone. She had a 100+ on her roof and ledges.
Really really big tree mind you and my street is just big enough for a car to drive down. That type of tree never belonged there in the first place.
I mean really, the tree was almost touching my house and when the birds did their thing in the tree my pavement got hit. The damn tree almost took down the power lines resting on them. My neighbor never took care of it and never bothered to trim it or anything.
It got really ridiculous and a bunch of us up the block had to call them to cut it down. She had the audacity to get mad afterwards.
If was funny when the birds came the next day and the tree was gone. She had a 100+ on her roof and ledges.
Really really big tree mind you and my street is just big enough for a car to drive down. That type of tree never belonged there in the first place.
Weaksid
Reply #38 Saturday, March 1, 2003 1:20 AM
Reply #38 Saturday, March 1, 2003 1:20 AM
I have 2 pellet Pistols, 1 pellet rifle, and about 50knifes, 1 cane sword, and who knows what else. Want me to come and take care of it? 
Muhahaha..
Muhahaha..
Weaksid
Reply #39 Saturday, March 1, 2003 1:23 AM
Reply #39 Saturday, March 1, 2003 1:23 AM
I used to shot pigons and black birds from my window with my BB gun. that was fun. Point the gun out barely, AIM, Shot, the Bird goes down, I pull the gun in fast and slowly look around, wait 10mins and hit another one. Just incase any cops decide to come around or people start looking.
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Reply #21 Friday, February 28, 2003 5:49 PM