A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2902 Sunday, July 3, 2011 1:32 PM
The Bush tax cuts occurred because the government was running
a surplus.
The government decided to give the extra money back to you
because they didn't need it for the current expenses.
Today this is no longer the case.
Reply #2903 Monday, July 4, 2011 8:33 PM
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Two ten year wars cause the governments expenses to go up.
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Two men do the same thing,
they call one a thief
and the other a banker.
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Reply #2904 Monday, July 4, 2011 11:41 PM
When they said "the free flow of oil at market prices"
you didn't know they wanted to get that price up
did you?
Reply #2905 Wednesday, July 6, 2011 8:48 PM
Boehner's American people:
Six people in a private jet
on their way to his re-election fund raiser.
Reply #2906 Thursday, July 7, 2011 7:09 PM
If all taxes were done away with,
they would still say that the government
has a spending problem not a tax revenue problem.
Reply #2907 Friday, July 8, 2011 3:49 PM
Come up with a new incentive to invest in real estate.
Reply #2908 Sunday, July 10, 2011 10:13 PM
How can you tell if a candidate is qualified to be President?
He or she wins the election.
Put your sugar where your mouth is.
Reply #2909 Wednesday, July 13, 2011 5:31 PM
I have been monitoring the broad casts for over 20 years.
I can show you the door,
you are the one who has to walk through it.
Think for yourself.
Leaving out half the story is one way they mislead.
Lying to your face is another.
They are so brain washed they might actually believe their
own words but I think they will do anything to win.
As soon as you have a government and taxation
you have socialism.
To have a civilized society you need government.
Reply #2910 Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:45 PM
Customers create jobs.
If the majority of customers get a pay raise they will buy more goods.
If the majority of customers get a pay cut they will buy less goods.
Customers buying more goods create jobs.
We all can be job creators.
Reply #2911 Thursday, July 14, 2011 7:36 PM
At the beginning of the Weiner scandal
Hannity predicted on the radio that Weiner would resign.
Hannity said he had inside sources.
I wonder if those sources were hacked phones?
Reply #2912 Friday, July 15, 2011 9:40 PM
The way to solve our "hacking problem"
is to find out who the people are that
are doing the hacking.
Reply #2913 Saturday, July 16, 2011 3:15 PM
You say you don't need much sleep
and you work a lot of hours every day.
You would find out if you got a lot of sleep
for about a month that the human brain
doesn't function correctly with out enough sleep.
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You are a busy person and you are telling me
that you have 45 minutes a day to waste with a psychiatrist.
Reply #2914 Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:58 AM
"Friends With Benefits"
You are fooling yourselves.
It is "Enemies With Benefits"
or "War With Benefits".
Friends don't have any Benefits.
Reply #2915 Tuesday, July 19, 2011 9:21 PM
If the economy gets worse from this point forward
the republicans own it.
Reply #2916 Thursday, July 21, 2011 1:25 AM
Head line:
"Lady Gaga Says Women Don't Enjoy Sex Until Mid-Twenties"
Is that one at a time or twenty at the same time?
Reply #2917 Thursday, July 21, 2011 2:16 AM
Hmmmmmm...........Let me see. How about a tombstone saying..... "I finally found the perfect WindowBlind....I tweaked and tweaked....just perfect!....had a heart attack and died....happy. The End."
Old Crab just saying.... Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night!
Reply #2918 Thursday, July 21, 2011 10:34 PM
It was my understanding that ordinary people elect
representatives to go to Washington,
to make informed, educated, intelligent votes
on our behalf whether they get re-elected or not.
Reply #2919 Friday, July 22, 2011 1:12 PM
20,000 x 12.5 = 250,000
30,000 x 8.33 = 249,900
40,000 x 6.25 = 250,000
50,000 x 5 = 250,000
40,000 x 1,000 = 40,000,000
Reply #2920 Friday, July 22, 2011 6:28 PM
"Is the Seven-Year Itch a Real Thing?"
Yes, it starts 6 months into a new relationship
followed by 6.5 years time to accept it.
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Reply #2901 Saturday, July 2, 2011 8:16 PM
When the government receives our tax money,
that money doesn't sit around gathering dust.