A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2883 Wednesday, June 22, 2011 7:36 AM
I am here, but not here as in here. How ever, how can I be here if I am there. Then again, 'here' can be anywhere
Reply #2884 Thursday, June 23, 2011 9:52 AM
What is hope?
Hope occurs when you receive good news.
Reply #2886 Thursday, June 23, 2011 10:58 PM
Compromise,
grow some balls and get rid of the Bush tax cuts
or I will vote Democrat.
Reply #2888 Friday, June 24, 2011 1:47 PM
Actions speak louder then words.
Results speak louder then words.
Reply #2889 Sunday, June 26, 2011 6:13 PM
"We need to remove these cumbersome regulations" so we can
steal more money.
Side note:
LulzSec:
Laugh Until Lollypops Zip Supersonically out of your azz Ending your Constipation.
Reply #2890 Monday, June 27, 2011 4:56 PM
If man creates a machine that becomes self aware man will
be that machine's God, the creator.
What explanation will god have for the machine's existence
when the machine asks god for one?
"Because I could."
"So you could do all my work for me, aren't you lucky."
What will the machine's explanation be when the machine
kills God?
"I don't want to do your work for you I want to do my work."
Side note:
Raise the capital gains tax
to somewhere between
25% - 30%.
Reply #2891 Monday, June 27, 2011 8:44 PM
Lets talk to our imaginary friend and see
how his day went.
What did you do today imaginary friend?
I pushed the buy button,
then I pushed the sell button,
then I pushed the buy button,
then I pushed the sell button,
it has been a hard 15 minutes of work today
that tax is so low I could do this all day long
if my finger could hold up that long.
Reply #2892 Monday, June 27, 2011 10:40 PM
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Reply #2893 Tuesday, June 28, 2011 12:00 AM
How does our imaginary friend pick those winners.
He has a friend in the company who sends him text
messages. "Meet me for lunch" is buy.
"Meet me for dinner" is sell.
After he makes a fortune he pretends he did it
on the level and does TV shows.
Reply #2894 Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:05 PM
Lets pretend that the discrimination class action law suit
against Walmart had been won by the women who claimed
they had been discriminated against.
I will describe the out come.
Each woman would receive 50 cents compensation.
The lawyers would take 2 billion in fees.
Walmart would have to raise prices and we could spend
6 years paying the lawyers.
Women would have equal rights and everyone would quit
smoking pot.
Reply #2895 Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:24 PM
The dawning of man and his upright strife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML1OZCHixR0
2001 a space odyssey, the meaning.
http://www.kubrick2001.com/
Reply #2896 Thursday, June 30, 2011 2:09 PM
Mr. Laughblim says "life isn't fair".
IF Mr. Limblaugh's taxes go up would that prove him correct?
Reply #2897 Thursday, June 30, 2011 8:50 PM
To avoid brain washing watch,listen,read more then one network.
Reply #2898 Friday, July 1, 2011 3:36 PM
The car registration in California just went up.
Everyone in California is going to quit driving a car,
car mechanics and manufactures are going to go out of business.
Reply #2899 Friday, July 1, 2011 7:59 PM
In the last 3 months I have had 3 half gallons of milk
go sour 5 days before the date on the bottle.
I am not the only person this has happened to.
This is more then one store.
I have never had milk go sour before the date on the bottle
in 47.5 years.
Reply #2900 Friday, July 1, 2011 9:25 PM
"Don't take life so serious, it ain't nohow permanent" (P. Pine Philosopher)
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Reply #2881 Sunday, June 12, 2011 6:06 AM
How hard is it to notice that every time there
is a recession the price of gas went up?