If it happens on your watch you are responsible.

If married women wanted to have sex every ten minutes,
I wonder what they would be doing?

Would you like to buy some Chiclets or
I could take a picture of you posing in front of
my donkey?
Perhaps you would like a $15 dollar Rolex?
I will sell this silver necklace for $200.
Sold to the man with the black hat for $20.
I hope you enjoy your stay.

Come along Sherman I am setting the WABAC machine to the year
2017.
Here in 2017 it would appear that the U.S. economy is growing
nicely and the annual deficit is relatively small.
Now we will travel to the year 2018 and see what we find.
It looks like the stock market had a really bad day in 2018.

Its not a perfect world but its your world so do your best to protect it.

Don't take any wooden nickles.

For men who haven't figured it out yet.
Some of the things women are interested in are,
Your personality, your looks, your wallet,
and your social status.
Don't bother sending a picture of your thing to her,
she really doesn't care that much about it.
This is also for women who haven't figured it out yet.

Today we have the "drive by media" on one side and
the "stuck in a chair broken record media" on the other side.

You are a winner, you are very wealthy.

I am going to move you into the loser universe.

You are 48 years old you work hard and are honest.
You have been working hard for 30 years, you clean toilets
10 hours a day 6 days a week, after 30 years with over time
you are making 30,000 a year. This is the best you can do.
You get laid off and go on unemployment.
This is what you have to look forward to.
You will find another job cleaning toilets and work
10 hours a day 6 days a week until you drop dead.
You will need social security and medicare.
Every investment you made in your life was a rip off
and you are broke.
Are you de hypnotized yet?

 

The question that can't be answered.
"Are they stupid or do they do it on purpose?"

The phrase that works in any situation.
"It could have been worse."

I am an idiot I can't spell,
but in first grade I would have thrown out
the spelling of the English language and started over.
Here is a start.
The ch sound = upside down F
The sh sound = a backwards E
The vowels have a line or a curve over them for long or short.
We won't start over because all the geniuses that
memorized the dictionary could no longer read.
You would have to redesign the keyboard all so.
Knighty knight.

 

Now we will cut a piece of material to fit into a 20 foot slot.
We measure the length of the slot to be 20 feet.
We will use 1 inch thick material.
If we only measure the width of the slot at one end and find
it to be 3/4 inch wide and cut our material 3/4 inch wide to fit,
we will enter an alternate universe where the slot is 3/4 inch
wide on one end and 1 inch wide on the other.
Our material will not fit the slot.
If we measure both ends of the slot before we cut the material to fit,
we will enter an alternate universe where the width of the slot is
a consistent 3/4 inch wide from end to end.
We cut our material 3/4 inch wide and it fits in the slot.
There are an infinite number of universes and each decision
we make sends us into one of these universes.
Knighty night.

I will now prove that 2 + 2 doesn't equal 4.
Cut a piece of titanium 2 inches long.
Cut another piece of titanium 2 inches long.
Clamp these together at the ends that you made the cuts.
Measure the total length of the clamped titanium using
a very accurate measuring device.
The measurement you take will not be 4 inches.

The way I learned to spell is I try to spell
the word wrong and spell check it.
Nighty knight.
Nite nite
Nite nit.

I heard this on the TV today.
TV: "There isn't anything we can't afford if we prioritize."

Iben: "There isn't anything we can't afford if we
decide there is something else we can't afford to pay for it,
in which case there is something we can't afford."

"There isn't anything we can't afford if there is something we can't afford."

"There are some things we can't afford."

TV: "You have
The Known
The Known Unknown ...

night,
late afternoon,
evening,
nocturnal,
dusk,
twilight,
sunset,
nightfall,
sundown,
even,
eventide,
twelve o'clock,
twelve midnight,
middle of the night,
nighttime,
the wee hours,
the wee small hours

Do you want people who are proven to be idiots
working in your government?

sunrise,
dawning,
daybreak,
break of day,
sunup,
first light,
daylight,
morning,
crack of dawn,
cockcrow,
beginning,
start,
be born,
birth,
emergence,
originate,
commence,
genesis,
advent,
inception,
appear,
start in on,
start off,
set in motion,
embark on,
start the ball rolling,
launch,
get underway,
kick off,
set in train,
bring into being,
instigate,
initiate,
inaugurate,
activate,
create,
set off,
set up,
come into being,
arise

"Why Does The Deficit Matter?"
Does it matter if I borrow 2000 dollars
from Bob and never pay it back?
If it doesn't you can send me the 2 grand Bob.

This is what I would do.
I would do what ever I could to lower energy prices
for consumers.
Drill, dig, piss on a spark plug.
This would help the economy a lot.
At the same time I would give large tax incentives
to companies that successfully create new cleaner
more efficient forms of energy.
More of these companies could exist in a strong economy.
 

If a candidate has no chance of winning,
why do they waste air time knocking that candidate down?
Slow news day?
24 hours to fill?

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.