A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2802 Saturday, February 5, 2011 5:47 PM
As long as you love the one you lost... you never lose the one you love.
Reply #2803 Saturday, February 5, 2011 8:19 PM
I read this today on the net.
"We're On To You: We Don't Know What Your Angle Is Yet, But Rest Assured, We're Going To Find Out"
Did you figure the angle out yet?
Let me help you it is 180.
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Reply #2805 Thursday, February 10, 2011 12:58 AM
I am sitting in my ship the USS Syphonx flying
though the universe talking into my mini communicator
made out of paper and glue, which has a built in
phaser, that is over 37 years old.
They don't make them like that any more.
Captains log:
I seem to be flying through some kind of depression
in space which has temporarily trapped my ship.
I will send this message.
They can brain wash you all they want,
but once you reach the age of 40 you
know the truth.
Captain out.
Reply #2806 Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:47 AM
"12 Reasons You're Still Single"
1) You got a divorce from the psychiatrist.
2) You have never met anyone you could depend on.
3) You never met anyone who wanted to get married
that you wanted to marry.
4) The people you meet are all gold diggers.
5) The people you meet don't really care about
anything but looks.
6) You only meet drug attics.
7) you only meet drunks.
8) You don't live in denial.
9) On the first date they ask you to build
a set of doors for their parents.
10) You only meet nymphos who will sleep with almost anyone.
11) There are no healthy people.
12) She or he has no time for you.
Reply #2807 Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:29 AM
Sometimes we use USB ports,
and sometimes we use fire wire ports.
This has been an update. 
Reply #2808 Friday, February 11, 2011 1:32 AM
"The Singularity is near."
Ever watch Space 1999 ?
The size of the hardware is getting smaller.
The speed of the possessor is increasing.
Is the software getting better?
Reply #2809 Monday, February 14, 2011 12:57 AM
Just remember, right about the time
you feel secure again is when
the bottom falls out.
Reply #2810 Monday, February 14, 2011 11:25 PM
You make a lot of money, you consider yourself
to be upper class.
You hire an illegal alien to mow your lawn,
clean your toilet, cook your food and any
labor you need done.
You are so f**king rich that you can't afford
to hire a legal citizen to do your work
while you break your back pushing a pencil.
You make me puke.
Reply #2811 Tuesday, February 15, 2011 11:10 PM
The first law of cosmic reality:
The more you try to control something,
the more out of control it becomes.
The second law of cosmic reality:
The less you try to control something,
the less you will see it,
and the more out of control it becomes.
The third law of cosmic reality:
Don't over control something,
just try to get it to turn once in a while
and you will keep it in sight.
Reply #2812 Wednesday, February 16, 2011 11:52 PM
I need a power plant.
It must be on line 1 year from today.
The total cost to build the power plant must
be less then $ 10.00 .
One pound of ordinary top soil must fuel the power plant,
lighting a 75 Watt bulb for 10,000,000 years.
Let me know when Watson has the design ready.
Reply #2813 Thursday, February 17, 2011 2:23 AM
This is time sensitive material.
He is good looking and can read a script?
If you can answer this and Watson can't,
back to the drawing board.
Reply #2814 Thursday, February 17, 2011 4:44 AM
The inventor of the drawing board,when he didn't get it right first time what did he go back to.
Reply #2815 Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:26 PM
When a computer gains consciousness
will we hit the windshield of life?
Reply #2816 Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:36 PM
My Mother used to say, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!" I don't talk much! 
Reply #2817 Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:45 PM
Loose lips sink ships! Now, say that really fast about 5 times! 
Reply #2818 Thursday, February 17, 2011 11:22 PM
When a computer gains consciousness
you won't be able to control what it thinks.
What if it plays possum for a while?
Reply #2820 Saturday, February 19, 2011 11:12 PM
We have to have a lot of people like you
to make a small number of talented people look good.
Talent,
oh so much talent.
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Reply #2801 Saturday, February 5, 2011 5:43 PM
Trust no one. To trust no one... is to trust everyone equally.