A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2823 Tuesday, February 22, 2011 2:02 AM
You will instinctively know wether to
eat green eggs and ham by the smell.
Washing can improve the smell but
is not always necessary.
In some cases washing them won't
make any difference,
these cases should be run away from.
Reply #2824 Wednesday, February 23, 2011 7:07 PM
Poor ugly people really don't have it better
than rich beautiful people in life,
even though it looks that way sometimes.
Life has a way of playing tricks on your mind.
Reply #2825 Monday, February 28, 2011 12:39 AM
I just figured out that if I was making
$40,000,000.oo a year I would work for
3 weeks and retire.
Reply #2827 Tuesday, March 1, 2011 11:54 AM
That was the best Hugh Hefner impersonation
I have ever seen, sheer genius.
Reply #2828 Wednesday, March 2, 2011 11:22 PM
Hi Tim,
You are about as funny as a train wreck.
You have a friend that drank some cola
but you never had any.
After you get your divorce and move in
with a room mate,
I wonder what station you will be broadcasting from?
Reply #2829 Monday, March 7, 2011 1:51 AM
I found that the vibration level
that works great and will make me smile
is 14,500 RPM.
Reply #2830 Monday, March 7, 2011 2:46 PM
A company generates advertising revenue from
the sale of the goods they make.
If the cost of advertising went down
company's could lower the price of the goods
they sell. People buying the goods would
have more money to buy more products
and this would stimulate the economy.
Advertising rates have risen to an unsustainable level.
Reply #2833 Friday, March 18, 2011 9:33 PM
No matter how hard I try to plan my life,
life always throws a wrench in it.
I'm hoping for as few wrenches as possible.
Reply #2834 Friday, March 18, 2011 11:14 PM
Is this your problem? http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/
Reply #2835 Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:10 AM
The problem is that it is very tiring,
trying to talk to monkeys.
The only way they like you is if you have the right smell.
Reply #2836 Sunday, March 20, 2011 3:17 AM
Just remember what ever you load on that hard drive
will have to be reloaded when that hard drive fails.
It's all in the delay.
Reply #2837 Tuesday, March 22, 2011 2:53 AM
You have freedom of speech.
If you say the wrong thing you
will be fired from your job.
Do you really have freedom of speech?
If you decide you don't have freedom of speech,
then it would appear that you were lied to when you were young.
Reply #2838 Monday, March 28, 2011 12:01 AM
For deminstration only.
I spelled that wrong on purpose.
Reply #2839 Monday, March 28, 2011 1:30 AM
"Chief Inspector Dreyfus: When I first heard the name Clouseau, he was a little nothing.
Reply #2840 Tuesday, March 29, 2011 4:35 PM
I don't want to know where and when the shoe will hit the floor,
although that is useful information.
I want to know why the shoe hits the floor.
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Reply #2821 Monday, February 21, 2011 11:28 PM
Money has a half life of 9 purchases.
Where did the money go?
Based on an eight percent sales tax without
figuring the income tax or any other taxes
that might be added in.
$1.00 spent on gum becomes 92 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 84 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 77 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 71 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 65 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 60 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 55 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 51 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 47 cents.
9 purchases down the line and half the $1.00 is gone.
The same graph would apply to $1,000,000.00