Messageboard Joke Marathon
Sunday, January 19, 2003 by Mr_Ph00ey2u | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Ok...bring on your best or worst but leave everyone laughing 
Joke Rulez
1. Let's keep them PG. WC is a Family Place.
2. Links to Funny Pics or Flash files are welcome.
3. Throwing fruit and veggies at bad jokes is encouraged!
Joke Rulez
1. Let's keep them PG. WC is a Family Place.
2. Links to Funny Pics or Flash files are welcome.
3. Throwing fruit and veggies at bad jokes is encouraged!
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I GOT A CONTRACT??
Angel_Wings
Reply #143 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 8:58 PM
Reply #143 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 8:58 PM
Ph00ey is a legend in most redneck spitting contests. 
Mr_Ph00ey2u
Reply #144 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:01 PM
Reply #144 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:01 PM
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Reply #145 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:03 PM
Reply #145 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:03 PM
Shmoopy, see I'm learnin' new words to spit!
Angel_Wings
Reply #146 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:07 PM
YUM!
Word me! Word me!
Let's have a vowel movement together...I just hope you don't have consonantipation...that sux...hehe
Reply #146 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:07 PM
YUM!
Word me! Word me!
Let's have a vowel movement together...I just hope you don't have consonantipation...that sux...hehe
Mr_Ph00ey2u
Reply #147 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:13 PM
Reply #147 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:13 PM
I'll bring the Alphabet Soup
Hope I don't find myself at a loss for words!!
Hope I don't find myself at a loss for words!!
Angel_Wings
Reply #148 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:13 PM
Reply #148 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:13 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Hey, I spellchecked that and I spelled it right!!
That's kinda creepy...
cue the "Twilight Zone" muzak...hehe
Hey, I spellchecked that and I spelled it right!
!That's kinda creepy...
cue the "Twilight Zone" muzak...hehe
Mr_Ph00ey2u
Reply #150 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:15 PM
Reply #150 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:15 PM
Eye have a spelling checker
It came with my Pea Sea
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
it helps me right awl stiles two read,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The checker pour o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Be for a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And it were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.
Now spelling does know phase me.
it does know bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas,
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.
It came with my Pea Sea
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
it helps me right awl stiles two read,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The checker pour o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Be for a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And it were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.
Now spelling does know phase me.
it does know bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas,
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.
Mr_Ph00ey2u
Reply #152 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:17 PM
Reply #152 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:17 PM
so.......what's the sad fact, Gracie...errr Shmoopy?
Angel_Wings
Reply #153 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:19 PM
Reply #153 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:19 PM
The sad fact is...there are no vowels in my s p
Angel_Wings
Reply #154 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:21 PM
Reply #154 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:21 PM
Angel_Wings has to slurp her s__p without any vowels. Oh no! She lost her sp--m and must it with a frk. hehe
Angel_Wings
Reply #155 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:22 PM
Reply #155 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:22 PM
that's sp--n
Angel_Wings obviously has too much time on her hands and spilled soup on her shirt.
Angel_Wings obviously has too much time on her hands and spilled soup on her shirt.
Angel_Wings
Reply #156 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:23 PM
Reply #156 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:23 PM
Angel_Wings make no sense. Shmoopy needs love.
Mr_Ph00ey2u
Reply #157 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:25 PM
Reply #157 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:25 PM
I have a whole can of them but no c ns n nts!
but no c ns n nts!
Angel_Wings
Reply #159 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:28 PM
Reply #159 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:28 PM
I'm plenty nts but I have no blts to keep me together hehe
hehe
Mr_Ph00ey2u
Reply #160 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:29 PM
Reply #160 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:29 PM
Mr_Ph00ey2u helps Shmoopy with her soup stained shirt
She's spilling her words
She's spilling her words
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Reply #141 Wednesday, January 22, 2003 8:57 PM
Shmoopy is a legend in Ph00ey's mind