As a Master Procrastinator....
Thursday, February 12, 2015 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I have decided to make no further decisions until I decide otherwise. 
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Reply #3 Thursday, February 12, 2015 12:09 PM
At this time, I have decided to say something later.
Reply #5 Thursday, February 12, 2015 1:53 PM
Really?
If you were a true procrastinator you would still be undecided about making this post.
Ah, but it wasn't a decision, rather an irresistable impulse and it more-or-less typed itself. 
And no, I didn't decide to come back and check to see if anyone had answered.... again, an irresistable impulse. And there's such a lot of it about.
He who procrastinates is lost forever.
No, he who procrastinates last procrastinates longest... and always has something to think about.
At this time, I have decided to say something later.
Well that's not entirely in keeping with the spirit of things here. Clearly, you should have procrastinated a while and put off a making a decision whether or not to say something until a later time... by which time you'd have a number of other variables to endlessly ponder.
Now c'mon, get with the programme.... and you don't even have to make a decision to join. Procrastinate long enough and you automatically gain membership.
At this time, I have decided to say something later.
Good call, I'll do the same 
As a master skinner you can't afford to join the programme... not unless you pay somebody to be decisive for you. Then you can procrastinate all you like.
Reply #6 Thursday, February 12, 2015 2:17 PM
Quoting Philly0381, reply 1Really? If you were a true procrastinator you would still be undecided about making this post.
Ah, but it wasn't a decision, rather an irresistable impulse and it more-or-less typed itself.
And no, I didn't decide to come back and check to see if anyone had answered.... again, an irresistable impulse. And there's such a lot of it about.
You sir are a fraud............a Master Procrastinator (no doubt self proclaimed) would never succumb to an irresistable impulse. You sir have been unveiled to the whole world.
I now go back to doing more important things in my life. 
Reply #7 Thursday, February 12, 2015 2:49 PM
I was going to comment but I think I should wait.
Reply #8 Thursday, February 12, 2015 2:54 PM
Procrastinator, Anticrastinator, I say the crastinators are just fine and we should let them crastinate in peace.
Reply #10 Thursday, February 12, 2015 4:26 PM
You sir are a fraud............a Master Procrastinator (no doubt self proclaimed) would never succumb to an irresistable impulse. You sir have been unveiled to the whole world.
You, sir, simply do not understand the irresistable impulse and its effect on the Master Procrastinator. You see, it's not like we have a choice... the irresistable impulte hits with such unexpected velocity, one simply has no time to procrastinate or even fend it off. Only after it has passed can one wave and flap tone's arms to fend it away... if one can decide to bother, that is. Usually I can't make up my mind so my arms hang limp at my sides, so there is no hope of fending off an irresistable impulse.
So, there you have it.... the life of a procrastinator isn't an easy one I just need to procratinate some now to figure whether Im going to hope this revelation does not interrupt your snooze. Or there again, do I really care? Dunno, can't decide one way or another.
Procrastinator, Anticrastinator, I say the crastinators are just fine and we should let them crastinate in peace.
I had an aunty Crastinator, once, though I can't make up my mind if she was an aunt or an uncle cos of the beard Dunno if she ever crastinated in peace, tho I reckon her husband did cos he frequently locked himself in the lavatory with a magazine. After a half hour or so, aunty would go bang on the door and shout out "are you done in there?" And he'd shout back: "No, the Dunn's live next door."
Reply #11 Thursday, February 12, 2015 6:23 PM
I was gonna rite an essay about student apathy....but I couldn't be bothered....
Reply #13 Thursday, February 12, 2015 10:54 PM
Meanwhile, back at the ranch................. 
Reply #18 Friday, February 13, 2015 12:08 PM
True, but it's cost effective. Seen the price of hookers these days?
Reply #19 Friday, February 13, 2015 12:15 PM
I was gonna rite an essay about student apathy....but I couldn't be bothered....
I was asked to write a student paper once, but I couldn't decide on an appropriate topic.
Then a stroke of luck happened. I procrastinated for so long they got somebody else to write it.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch.................
Tonto disguised himself as a lightbulb and the Lone Ranger turned him on.
Reply #20 Friday, February 13, 2015 12:26 PM
Anyway, I waited a day before reading this thread. Was that long enough?
Not really, but as a novice procrastinator you can be excused.... not that the GOP {Guild of Procrastinators] would be so forgiving.
Fortunatelt, many members of the AMDS [Active Master Debators Society] are also members here and they're not suck sticklers for rules.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off...
I can see that you're in the right frame of mind, but you needn't be so decisive about it. 
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Reply #1 Thursday, February 12, 2015 11:26 AM
Really?
If you were a true procrastinator you would still be undecided about making this post.