As of Saturday, Sunday I Will be Homeless.
Wednesday, September 24, 2014 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
The peace was too good to last and yesterday I was told to get out of the house. The woman I used to call mother has become so mean spirited that I cannot stand being anywhere near her anymore. All I asked was that she stopped talking down to me like a child all the time, to stop being condescending, to stop dropping snide remarks and not to treat me with contempt whenever it suits her. Well that was it and then it was on for young and old.... with me being kicked out when I had to shout to be heard because she continually kept talking over the top of me. I was accused of elder abuse when in fact it was me who was being abused.
Anyway, I'm having to do a rushed packing job and have to be out by Sunday at the latest... despite the fact she leaves for England on Wednesday. Furthermore, because there is no signed or current lease agreement, she has told the landlord notice to come pick up the keys on Tuesday evening, meaning there is no staying for me, not that I could afford it on my own anyway. We had an arrangement that she would assist me with rent because she gets a subsidy with her pension, but that has been reneged on and now I'm up shit creek.
I still have to pay out my phone,internet and Foxtel contract despite being homeless, so there's 10 more months of that at 180 per month, which is something else she let me down on. She uses the phone and internet but refuses to help pay for it. Oh well, I'll have it for another day before it all gets cut off, but I won't be around for quite some time and I'll see you when I see you
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Reply #62 Monday, October 6, 2014 12:16 AM
Now here's the question! When illegal organ harvesters steal somebody's kidney we know it as kidneynapped, right? So what happens when these brazen thieves start illegally harvesting other organs, do we refer to the removed organ and call it eyenapped; lungnapped; heartnapped, or do we simply stick with kidneynapped for the entire process to save inventing new words and confusing the issue?
I don't think those who steal organs are doing so to extort money for their return. Pretty sure they're in the game of on-selling....
Reply #63 Monday, October 6, 2014 12:30 AM
Reply #64 Monday, October 6, 2014 2:26 AM
Now here's the question! When illegal organ harvesters steal somebody's kidney we know it as kidneynapped, right? So what happens when these brazen thieves start illegally harvesting other organs, do we refer to the removed organ and call it eyenapped; lungnapped; heartnapped, or do we simply stick with kidneynapped for the entire process to save inventing new words and confusing the issue?
I don't think those who steal organs are doing so to extort money for their return. Pretty sure they're in the game of on-selling....
I do realise that; however, it was more a play on words than anything.... kidnapped....kidneynapped... and so on. Being homeless has left me with more time on my hands, especially on a long weekend when eff all is open, so yeah, I have more than enough time for weird shit to develop and post it online.
Trust ewe to come up with something like that. 
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Reply #61 Sunday, October 5, 2014 11:31 PM
If stealing a lamb is lambnapped and stealing a goat is kidnapped they how come when they steal people its called kidnapped and not peoplenapped?
Uvah, Uvah, oh Uvah, the answer to that is quite simple... and why you never thought of it before astonishes me.
The term kidnaped began many moons ago and refers to when poor people would extort money from the rich by stealing their kids and holding them up for ransom. Thing is, the term kidnapped took on a broader meaning when the poor people began stealing older and older children. Sometimes the adult children of the rich would be stolen, and the rich people would appeal to the public for the return of their 'kid'. Thus the term kidnapped remained and was used to describe the theft and ransom of all human beings to save having to invent a new word.
See how simple that was? Now if a humble peasant such as I could figure that out, an educated man such as yourself should have picked up on it quicker than a [feline pursued]rat up a drainpipe'
Now here's the question! When illegal organ harvesters steal somebody's kidney we know it as kidneynapped, right? So what happens when these brazen thieves start illegally harvesting other organs, do we refer to the removed organ and call it eyenapped; lungnapped; heartnapped, or do we simply stick with kidneynapped for the entire process to save inventing new words and confusing the issue?
Anyhow, this is doing nothing for my desperate and dateless situation. I joined a dating site, lied about my age, height and weight, posted a pic of me 40 years younger and listed a whole bunch of hobbies and interests in the hope of attracting members of the opposite sex.
Hmmpphh! I got just one reply: "Age, height and weight unimportant; interests and hobbies unimportant I'm willing to learn; not bothered by snoring, farting or burping.... MUST have minimum of 3 inches."
I thought: "Well her sights are set so low that I might've been in with a chance, but there's no way I'm undergoing enhancement surgery to add an inch to my old fella.'