Words of wisdom...
Friday, December 13, 2002 by Jafo | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
A friend will help you move.....
A REAL friend will help you move a body....
A REAL friend will help you move a body....
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JamMeister33
Reply #82 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:04 AM
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one
of these magnets.
Reply #82 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:04 AM
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one
of these magnets.
Angel_Wings
Reply #83 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:05 AM
Reply #83 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:05 AM
Life is like a box of BullSh*t...the nicer the package the bigger lies.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #84 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:05 AM
Reply #84 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:05 AM
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in
the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
JamMeister33
Reply #85 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:07 AM
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the
money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you
didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If
you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.
Reply #85 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:07 AM
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the
money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you
didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If
you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #86 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:08 AM
Reply #86 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:08 AM
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a
thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
Angel_Wings
Reply #87 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:10 AM
Reply #87 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:10 AM
You only live once...and if you have the chance...make everyone else pay...
JamMeister33
Reply #88 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:11 AM
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right
now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it
up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slow. So leave a
message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
Reply #88 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:11 AM
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right
now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it
up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slow. So leave a
message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #89 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:13 AM
Reply #89 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:13 AM
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
JamMeister33
Reply #90 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:15 AM
Reply #90 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:15 AM
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They
send me a BLIND policeman."
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They
send me a BLIND policeman."
Divine_Dvd
Reply #91 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:16 AM
Reply #91 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:16 AM
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos...then you probably
haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation
haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation
Divine_Dvd
Reply #93 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:19 AM
Reply #93 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:19 AM
Never miss a good chance to shut up
g'night
g'night
JamMeister33
Reply #94 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:21 AM
Reply #94 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:21 AM
Pick up lines sure NOT to work!
1. Nice legs...what time do they open?
2. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
package.
3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
4. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
1. Nice legs...what time do they open?
2. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
package.
3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
4. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #97 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:25 AM
Reply #97 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:25 AM
The dissin' is for the non-words of wisdom that has deteriorated to blonde jokes 
JamMeister33
Reply #98 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:27 AM
Reply #98 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:27 AM
I apologize to all of the blondes out there, nothing personal intended..............
JamMeister33
Reply #99 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:28 AM
Reply #99 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:28 AM
HINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM.....
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why is a boxing ring square?
3. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
4. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
5. Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
10. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
11. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why is a boxing ring square?
3. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
4. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
5. Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
10. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
11. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Angel_Wings
Reply #100 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:29 AM
Reply #100 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:29 AM
Almost every bleach blonde who plays the "role" of "blonde" is a brunette...
Logical conclusion?
Dumb brunettes give "real blondes" bad names. There are less natural blondes in the world and plenty of "fakes" who are NOT natural blondes...
Let's give the blonde a hand for putting up with brunettes faking "them"
Remember that, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Oh silly! Life is too short for blonde jokes...it's rather ignorant until you look at the facts
Blondes aren't dumb
Brunettes with blonde hair are.
Logical conclusion?
Dumb brunettes give "real blondes" bad names. There are less natural blondes in the world and plenty of "fakes" who are NOT natural blondes...
Let's give the blonde a hand for putting up with brunettes faking "them"
Remember that, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Oh silly! Life is too short for blonde jokes...it's rather ignorant until you look at the facts
Blondes aren't dumb
Brunettes with blonde hair are.
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Reply #81 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:02 AM