Words of wisdom...
Friday, December 13, 2002 by Jafo | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
A friend will help you move.....
A REAL friend will help you move a body....
A REAL friend will help you move a body....
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Divine_Dvd
Reply #62 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:40 AM
Reply #62 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:40 AM
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people
Angel_Wings
Reply #63 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:41 AM
When I die, I want my ashes smoked...hey, I "urned" it.
Reply #63 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:41 AM
When I die, I want my ashes smoked...hey, I "urned" it.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #64 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:44 AM
Reply #64 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:44 AM
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else 
JamMeister33
Reply #65 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:44 AM
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."- Billy Crystal
Reply #65 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:44 AM
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."- Billy Crystal
Angel_Wings
Reply #66 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:44 AM
Reply #66 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:44 AM
Forgiveness is divine...revenge is around the corner
Angel_Wings
Reply #67 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:48 AM
Reply #67 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:48 AM
He who steps on unknown ground pays heapum price to the gravedigger.
JamMeister33
Reply #68 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:49 AM
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car..." - George Carlin
Reply #68 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:49 AM
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car..." - George Carlin
Divine_Dvd
Reply #69 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:50 AM
Reply #69 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:50 AM
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others 
JamMeister33
Reply #70 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:52 AM
"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of
Congress... But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
Reply #70 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:52 AM
"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of
Congress... But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
Angel_Wings
Reply #71 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:53 AM
Reply #71 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:53 AM
"Rapists" I haven't had sex in 12 years, I leave my window and doors open and unlocked...what am I doing wrong?-Anonymous
JamMeister33
Reply #72 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:55 AM
"Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet," - Robin Williams
Reply #72 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:55 AM
"Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet," - Robin Williams
Divine_Dvd
Reply #73 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:57 AM
Reply #73 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:57 AM
Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!
JamMeister33
Reply #74 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:57 AM
The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of
the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all
your errors.
Reply #74 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:57 AM
The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of
the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all
your errors.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #75 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:59 AM
Reply #75 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:59 AM
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
Angel_Wings
Reply #76 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:59 AM
Reply #76 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:59 AM
I can't make up with you, you suck, sure you sucked good but...where was I?
Divine_Dvd
Reply #77 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:59 AM
Reply #77 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:59 AM
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it!
JamMeister33
Reply #78 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:00 AM
This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your
number, and your reason for calling... and I'll think about returning
your call.
Reply #78 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:00 AM
This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your
number, and your reason for calling... and I'll think about returning
your call.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #79 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:01 AM
Reply #79 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:01 AM
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
Angel_Wings
Reply #80 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:02 AM
Reply #80 Saturday, December 14, 2002 2:02 AM
If time heals then why are my stretch marks growing?
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Reply #61 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:39 AM
Oops. SHe is sounding like a Beatles fan...
Excuse me...must powder my nose and come back with more quotes...