Words of wisdom...
Friday, December 13, 2002 by Jafo | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
A friend will help you move.....
A REAL friend will help you move a body....
A REAL friend will help you move a body....
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Angel_Wings
Reply #42 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:08 AM
Reply #42 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:08 AM
"Quote-aholics-anonymous"= For those who can't stop sipping from the cup of quip.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #43 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:09 AM
Reply #43 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:09 AM
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
JamMeister33
Reply #44 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:10 AM
"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with
a riding vacuum cleaner." - Roseanne
Reply #44 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:10 AM
"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with
a riding vacuum cleaner." - Roseanne
Divine_Dvd
Reply #45 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:12 AM
Reply #45 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:12 AM
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups 
Angel_Wings
Reply #46 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:14 AM
Reply #46 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:14 AM
I dunno if the quotes are funny or if my fever is too high...
Oops. That's "my quote" hehe
Oops. That's "my quote" hehe
JamMeister33
Reply #47 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:14 AM
"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'" - Richard Jeni
Reply #47 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:14 AM
"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'" - Richard Jeni
Divine_Dvd
Reply #48 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:15 AM
Reply #48 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:15 AM
Tact is the ability to tell him to go to hell and have him be happy to be on his way
JamMeister33
Reply #49 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:22 AM
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." - Paul Rodriguez
Reply #49 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:22 AM
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." - Paul Rodriguez
Divine_Dvd
Reply #50 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:24 AM
Reply #50 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:24 AM
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Angel_Wings
Reply #51 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:25 AM
Reply #51 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:25 AM
The "This is just an emergency alert message" is really just to keep us all docile while the real emergency occurs.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #52 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:27 AM
Reply #52 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:27 AM
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard 
Angel_Wings
Reply #53 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:29 AM
Reply #53 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:29 AM
It's not that God doesn't love you...but he just made you on one of his "busy" days...yes okay, it's true...you are one of his "Forgotten" ones.
JamMeister33
Reply #54 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:30 AM
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a
single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall
people burn slower?" - Warren Hutcherson
Reply #54 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:30 AM
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a
single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall
people burn slower?" - Warren Hutcherson
Divine_Dvd
Reply #55 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:30 AM
Reply #55 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:30 AM
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of
JamMeister33
Reply #56 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:33 AM
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne
Reply #56 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:33 AM
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne
Angel_Wings
Reply #58 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:35 AM
Reply #58 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:35 AM
True love is like a bad case of the flu...as soon as you think you're over it...it comes back with ten of it's friends bitching at you about the night you...never mind.
BoXXi
Reply #59 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:36 AM
Reply #59 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:36 AM
Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Divine_Dvd
Reply #60 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:38 AM
Reply #60 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:38 AM
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
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Reply #41 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:07 AM