Words of wisdom...
Friday, December 13, 2002 by Jafo | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
A friend will help you move.....
A REAL friend will help you move a body....
A REAL friend will help you move a body....
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Divine_Dvd
Reply #22 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:41 AM
Reply #22 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:41 AM
Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans. 
Divine_Dvd
Reply #23 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:41 AM
Reply #23 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:41 AM
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. 
JamMeister33
Reply #24 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:46 AM
Reply #24 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:46 AM
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." - Bob Ettinger
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." - Bob Ettinger
Angel_Wings
Reply #25 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:47 AM
Reply #25 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:47 AM
If you can't get rid of them, then confuse them by always answering with, "would you like fries with that?"
JamMeister33
Reply #26 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:49 AM
Reply #26 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:49 AM
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my
fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow
learner." - Lynda Montgomery
fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow
learner." - Lynda Montgomery
Divine_Dvd
Reply #27 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:50 AM
Reply #27 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:50 AM
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 
JamMeister33
Reply #28 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:51 AM
Reply #28 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:51 AM
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would
be dead." -Johnny Carson
be dead." -Johnny Carson
Divine_Dvd
Reply #29 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:52 AM
Reply #29 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:52 AM
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
JamMeister33
Reply #30 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:54 AM
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the
lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to
teach you how to swim."' - Paula Poundstone
Reply #30 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:54 AM
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the
lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to
teach you how to swim."' - Paula Poundstone
JamMeister33
Reply #33 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:59 AM
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!'" - Dave Barry
Reply #33 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:59 AM
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!'" - Dave Barry
Divine_Dvd
Reply #34 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:59 AM
Reply #34 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:59 AM
Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
Angel_Wings
Reply #35 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:01 AM
Reply #35 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:01 AM
"It won't get weird baby..."
"It got weird didn't it?" Austin Powers
"It got weird didn't it?" Austin Powers
Angel_Wings
Reply #36 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:02 AM
Reply #36 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:02 AM
Or should I have said...
Quoth, "DOCTOR EVIL" hehe
Quoth, "DOCTOR EVIL" hehe
SuperheroCanadian
Reply #37 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:03 AM
Reply #37 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:03 AM
Y"ou can give aman a fish, he eats for a day, you teach a man to fish he eats for the rest of his life, unless he is in the middle of a desert in that case he is going to die"
JamMeister33
Reply #38 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:04 AM
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and
that's the law." - Jerry Seinfeld
Reply #38 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:04 AM
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and
that's the law." - Jerry Seinfeld
Divine_Dvd
Reply #39 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:04 AM
Reply #39 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:04 AM
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together
JamMeister33
Reply #40 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:06 AM
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal
skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh."
- Conan O'Brien
Reply #40 Saturday, December 14, 2002 1:06 AM
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal
skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh."
- Conan O'Brien
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Reply #21 Saturday, December 14, 2002 12:39 AM
like and just give her a house," - Lewis Grizzard
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry
"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -
Marilyn Pittman