100 Great One Liners...
Number 101 - Merry Christmas, folks!
Wednesday, December 25, 2013 by DrJBHL | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Found this on my face book home page... feel free to add your own!
Reply #2 Wednesday, December 25, 2013 8:14 AM
We're on an express elevator to hell.....going down.
Reply #3 Wednesday, December 25, 2013 12:32 PM
A few of my favorites:
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Unless you're the lead mole, the scenery never changes, all you see are molasses.
To those who use the word "if" too much:
If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.
If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.
Reply #4 Wednesday, December 25, 2013 1:59 PM
If it ain't fix don't broke it.
Got to be original. Lol
Reply #5 Wednesday, December 25, 2013 6:57 PM
One foot and they call you a cannibal.
[still sticking to the 'movie one-liners']
Reply #6 Wednesday, December 25, 2013 7:01 PM
Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?
Reply #7 Wednesday, December 25, 2013 7:05 PM
"We gotta do somethin'." I don't know why "we" always has to be me every damn time. We, we, we. What do I look like, an expert in worm?
Reply #8 Wednesday, December 25, 2013 8:02 PM
You better send a Meat Truck. Charlie's copped a saucepan in the throat. [Mad Max]
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Reply #1 Wednesday, December 25, 2013 7:36 AM
Awesomeness!!