Ok, My Turn..
Surgery Time
Saturday, October 12, 2013 by RedneckDude | Discussion: Community
OK, guys. Thoughts and prayers needed.
I begin my 2 week pre op diet consisting of clear liquids, on the 14th of Oct. 2 days before my birthday, btw.
Surgery on the 29th.
By the way, Lisa is down 72 pounds. She is doing great!
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Reply #2 Saturday, October 12, 2013 10:39 PM
If you can hear the top ten things you don't want to hear during surgery......ask for a refund.
Pulling for you Jim.
Reply #3 Saturday, October 12, 2013 10:47 PM
DP, Thanks, I think. 
Ross, I appreciate it. 
Reply #4 Saturday, October 12, 2013 10:48 PM
All the best RND and a big congrats to Lisa.
Cheers
Macca
Reply #5 Saturday, October 12, 2013 10:54 PM
Indeed. Ideally, one wouldn't hear anything during surgery.
If you do have to hear something during surgery, I hope it's "Well that went very easily!".
Best of luck! And keep smiling.
I told them you're allergic to all pain medicine. Mwahahaha!
Reply #9 Sunday, October 13, 2013 4:33 AM
11. That stuff there would make a great Halloween logon & wall.
12 Is the web cam on @ Wincustomize we need some new ideas for backgrounds.
Humour intended but, you know Jim your a great guy & a friend indeed. Your always in my thoughts & prayers & if I could figure out this Karma thing your a 100 outta 10. You have no worries. You believed in me, I believe in you. And remember this will give you an idea for the new DX suite "The Surgeon" Glad your wife is doing well too! 
Reply #11 Sunday, October 13, 2013 7:26 AM
Followed by "Skinny DX." 
I'm pulling for ya Jim.You can do eet!!! 
Reply #12 Sunday, October 13, 2013 7:43 AM
Jim...
You will regret making me learn the 'skinny' tool in Ps.
Seriously? Best of luck with this. You're doing a good thing, and I hope you reap the benefits.
Besides, 'sacrifices to the dark lord' are always appreciated.
Reply #14 Sunday, October 13, 2013 8:54 AM
Don't even give it a thought. The 29th will be here and gone before you can say "I can see my ding dong again, yea"
Really all will be fine and I will be thinking about you.
Reply #15 Sunday, October 13, 2013 10:06 AM
Don't even give it a thought. The 29th will be here and gone before you can say "I can see my ding dong again, yea"
Really all will be fine and I will be thinking about you.
Trying not to get an image in my head!Your awesome Dave.
RND, milkshakes are tasty.
Edit;
Sorry, I see clear liquid in the op now, guess you could get drunk for two weeks?
Reply #17 Sunday, October 13, 2013 11:39 AM
That's what got me where I am today, in weight, that is.
Don't even give it a thought. The 29th will be here and gone before you can say "I can see my ding dong again, yea"
Really all will be fine and I will be thinking about you.
Dave, I love ya, man....but you crack me up!
Thanks guys, loves all of yas!
Reply #18 Sunday, October 13, 2013 12:54 PM
I am pulling for you Jim! Tell Lisa she should do a before and after shot on Facebook. She has a lot to be proud of! 
Reply #19 Sunday, October 13, 2013 1:43 PM
Good luck Redneck. You're gonna need some "skinny jeans" and these guys are going to have to Photoshop some skinnier sheep
Reply #20 Sunday, October 13, 2013 1:50 PM
Now that's funny right there. 
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Reply #1 Saturday, October 12, 2013 10:26 PM
Thoughts and prayers...
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"