Funniest joke on the PLANET!!

Sunday, October 13, 2002 by joetheblow | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
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Kinrik
Reply #21 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 1:59 PM
heh...i was just gonna dump a couple cans of hormel with beans into a pot at first...then i thought back to my camping days in Michigan, and remembered a chili i friend made there:

cube steak cut into 1" cubes, kidney beans(canned), stewed tomatoes (canned), onion, green bell pepper, cayan(sp?) pepper, and ground beef. i think that was all that was in it. but i don't recal the quantities or cooking time (was on an open fire...so who knows...

i know, you'll pro'lly say just add the ingredients until it tastes good...
werewolf
Reply #22 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 2:05 PM
cayenne, but yeah, that chili sounds good enough for Californian's

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werewolf
Reply #23 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 2:07 PM
hmmm that doesn't look right either

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werewolf
Reply #24 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 2:08 PM
yeah, cayenne

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Kinrik
Reply #25 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 3:25 PM
so...no one gonna give up a recipe, huh? (I feel like joetheblow asking for desktop shots... )
joetheblow
Reply #26 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 4:02 PM
I see some of you still have not put up your desktops on your profile:

https://www.wincustomize.com/updatedesktop.asp

(Of course you have to be signed in to use the feature )
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And as far as the funniest joke.... This is why I put this up:

http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles.html
Aqua.
Reply #27 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 5:09 PM
I'd update my desktop... if I didn't get an error saying "server timed out" every single time I try.
Koasati
Reply #28 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 8:14 PM
I'd give you a receipe Kinrik, but I don't use one.........my chili is different everytime, but a few ingredients are always the same.
I use good cut of beef, no chili meat, or hamburger.
Beer instead of water.
Tomatoe paste.
Jalapenos.
From there I just play it by ear.
Koasati
Reply #29 Tuesday, October 15, 2002 8:15 PM
oh............and of course chili powder.
Kinrik
Reply #30 Wednesday, October 16, 2002 2:46 PM
cool...beer...good...

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