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Reply #4 Sunday, September 11, 2011 10:43 PM
I suppose there's no point ordering pizza to that address, then. 
Reply #8 Monday, September 12, 2011 2:50 AM
oh but the door is unlocked
now look it's Lindsay Lohan's, Britney Spears, Winona Ryder helping them self's
Reply #9 Monday, September 12, 2011 11:53 AM
It seems the PD got a report of a loud party going on... but you guessed it, officers got no response when they rang the doorbell.
Word has it the Avon lady was hiding in the bushes cos she thought she was just being snubbed.... and hoping like hell somebody would answer the door to the cops so she could rush in with her 'learned off by heart' sales pitch and a handful of catalogues.
No wonder Avon sales are down this year.... nobody's home.
Reply #10 Monday, September 12, 2011 12:20 PM
doubt they rang it..... 
could you blame 'em... 
Reply #11 Monday, September 12, 2011 1:34 PM
could you blame 'em...
Yeah, I'd be a bit dubious, too..
Me, I'd be worried the button would depress right in.... and it's a live critter cunningly laying wait for such a thrill.
Yeah, I know! I watch too much MAD TV and listened to too many redneck jokes. 
Reply #13 Monday, September 12, 2011 3:44 PM
That's not even good country music, but then again look who uploaded it.
The Maytag man couldn't even get in for his one call a month. 
Reply #15 Wednesday, September 14, 2011 7:59 PM
Cocoa and lets not forgot the whipped cream on top. Oh...and the cherry too.
Reply #16 Saturday, September 24, 2011 10:12 AM
Dammit!!! Still nobody home. 
Okay, so they've had more than enough time to get home from shopping/going out for a meal/to catch a movie.
So, one could conclude:
1. They're on vacation
2. They're in Jail
3. They're in Hospital
4. They've contracted an ENT infection and can't hear the doorbell
5. They've discovered Viagra and are pretending to be out
6. They were murdered in their beds and are unable to answer the door.
So, if anyone calling in the next day or so notices an awful smell. it may be the latter and will need to call the cops.
There again, if there's a funny smell as a result of #6, call the paramedics because will have been longer than 4 hours, and neither can reach the phone.
Reply #20 Saturday, September 24, 2011 4:57 PM
When you knock on the door does someone answer no ones home or do they just ignore it and go about filling up the placebo viagras for quick sale to the unsuspecting nitpickers who do not understand the words.....no....ones....home.
Oh...I get it. Its a rhetorical statement.
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Reply #1 Sunday, September 11, 2011 2:19 PM
So there's no point ringing the doorbell, then?