I try to be cute at times but the dry humor doesn't translate well with just the text. (the "loser" thing was that kind of attempt but...well, you just had to be there)

You suck for forgetting your own birthday thread.

pes in os morbus 

You suck for both of those.

Perving sucks. You suck.

You promised you wouldn't tell! You suck!

*gak

You suck.

SO I just have to add 'fat aussie bastard' to it?

Pes Bucalis Gravis.

Smeddley's:

Cranio-rectalis inversus profundus et Suctus Gravis.

Yousus stillius suckus.

And uckfa ouya , for good measure.

And I didn't need fucking google translate for that!

You all suck.

Wouldn't it really be more of a pes phasia gravis, since it's really not the mouth or oral mucosa that's misfiring, it's the words.

  too many "d's" in there -- are you using speech recognition again? 

Oops! I guess I joined club Al. 

I just suck!

You all suck, but Smedley sucks so bad the trees in China point at SC.

You sure they're not pointing at this?

I think that ass has the ability to put small objects into orbit around it.

Such as you,sweety. I (thank you, G-d) do not live in that benighted place.

[benighted - existing in a state of intellectual, moral, or social darkness : unenlightened]

What?!?!

What the fuck are you talking about???

Could you at least make some fucking sense when you start spewing your attempts at humor. I mean, holy crap on a stick. Lived where???? WHo said anything about... Are you dipping into your pharmacological supplies are something???? And what the fuck is with defining the word??? Are you implying I am to stupid (or anyone else here for that matter) to know what it means? Or to lazy to look it up???  I mean..for all the fucking fuck sakes...you really suck.

Yes, it is, isn't it?

too    

"If the foo shits...."    

Enough. My ribs are aching. G'nite.... Po'. 

Hmmm, the shit that goes on while I'm in bed asleep!  I mean, what makes you suckers think you can have this much fun without me?

And secondly, what is it about birth dates anyhow?

Yep, birth dates.   because, technically, you have just one birthday... the day your mother endured unspeakable pain and swore copiously at your father.

And for those of you who were 'big' babies... your father didn't deserve being called all that.....

So when next you have a birth date, think of your poor father, who endured several hours of being accused of unspeakable low acts and being called every basterd under the sun.

Another reason you should think of your father on your birth date is the enforced contraception [abstinence] to ensure "no more" of you ever happened again.

Finally, the other reason you should think of your father before your mother on you birth date is because it was always HIS fault when YOU misbehaved: "Do you know what that effing kid of YOURS has done now?"

Oh, and so this post doesn't come across as sexist, think about the morning sickness and bloating your mother endured while YOU occupied places where HER internal organs should have been.

So, next time you think about celebrating a birth date [anniversary of your birth] think of the suffering of your poor parents and call it off.

All very true. 

Now back to the topic: Smedley is the suckiest sucker ever. 

And his cheeky school-boyish looks make it all the more nauseating.... almost looking like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth

You note I say "almost"... because we all know that he'd melt the heat-reflective tiles on a space shuttle

He's probably the suckiest because his demonic and oft times crass sense of humour is his only fall-back when all else fails.

In fact, Po` is one lucky SOB in that Skinhit even bothered to insult him.  I mean, who in their right mind would bother to take the time out to call Po` sucky?  Not me, that's for sure.  Just cos he sucks big-time doesn't mean I have any great need to publicise it... and I certainly won't be going out of my way to say he sucks just because it's his birth date t'morrah.