Crop Circles Explained!
Aussies Credited With Explanation...
Wednesday, August 3, 2011 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Crop Circles Created By Wallabies 'Stoned' On Opium, Australian Officials Say
Some people believe space aliens are responsible for those bizarre patterns found in farmland known as crop circles. Others are now saying the culprits are actually spaced-out critters.
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Reply #23 Thursday, August 4, 2011 12:28 AM
Had about 4c here.... and I had to take my shirt off cos I got all hot under the collar. Damned carbon, man, it's everywhere... everyone in the house is made of it, just hope I don't get taxed extra after I fill out the census and they find out there's 6 of us. Damned trees are full of it, too... and there's effing hundreds of 'em on my freakin' doorstep Shit, better get me a chainsaw and cut the bastards down... don't want things getting any warmer around here.
Exactly, but rather a fallacy.... the only anomaly is in Canberra... sits in the PM's chair during parliament, and a nasty piece of work at that. Can't tax the real cause of weather fluctuations, volcanoes, earthquakes, sun spots and other natural phenomena to make up for reckless government spending, so a tax on carbon will do instead. Good one JuLIAR, add to the cost of living, make electricity unaffordable, add to inflation so the RBA increases interest rates again.... so on and so so.
Anyhow, back to the crop circles. It seems seems there's no mystery to it at all... and no dope, either. If you chain a wallaby to a post in the middle of a wheat field and dangle a wattle root from its collar, it'll create a crop circle whenever and wherever you like.. For larger circles just lengthen the chain... for repeated circles just move the post. During adjustments, please ensure that wattle root is still dangling in front of subject, otherwise it will just sit there as wallabies [like most Australians] are lazy bastards who need considerable motivation to get orf their arses.
Reply #24 Thursday, August 4, 2011 2:12 PM
Reply #25 Thursday, August 4, 2011 7:18 PM
Yup, dangle a binary code in front of an alien and he'll create an elaborate crop circle to let you know he's seen and deciphered it. That's what I like about aliens, they're punctual, precise and purposeful... like, um, they don't mess about, do they!
Reply #29 Thursday, August 4, 2011 10:15 PM
Quoting starkers, reply 25That's what I like about aliens, they're punctual, precise and purposeful... like, um, they don't mess about, do they!
They have an inordinate preoccupation with anal probes.....
...apparently...
Yeah, and you only walk funny for a little while afterward... unless of course they neglect to use the Vaseline
It seems that's why Mulder suddenly dropped out of the X-Files... for his persistence in revealing their presence, they graphite grease instead. 
Sad thing, that! Must have caused him amnesia, too.... cos next thing he turns up in Californication and he thinks he's somebody else.
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Reply #21 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 11:44 PM
I knew this topic would bring out the best WC has to offer!!!