Crop Circles Explained!
Aussies Credited With Explanation...
Wednesday, August 3, 2011 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Crop Circles Created By Wallabies 'Stoned' On Opium, Australian Officials Say
Some people believe space aliens are responsible for those bizarre patterns found in farmland known as crop circles. Others are now saying the culprits are actually spaced-out critters.
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Reply #3 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 3:14 PM
just like the other natives down here ... 
Reply #4 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 3:14 PM
I have no idea who is doing the crop circles, but it does sort of remind me of mischievous children, if the adults just ignore them they move on to something else. Just saying. 
Reply #5 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 3:17 PM
It still doesn't explain RnD.
and wouldn't that be "Phunny, Philly!!"?
Reply #9 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 4:03 PM
Fur Circles Created By Fleas 'Stoned' On Opium
By [URL=http://profile.imageshack.us/user/disturbedcomputer]disturbedcomputer[/URL] at 2011-08-03
By [URL=http://profile.imageshack.us/user/disturbedcomputer]disturbedcomputer[/URL] at 2011-08-03
Reply #10 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 4:24 PM
While there is a disease which causes circular area/s of hair loss to occur, ( http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002421/ , and http://www.aad.org/skin-conditions/dermatology-a-to-z/alopecia-areata ) the connections between the lesions... are somewhat more difficult to explain.
Ps comes to mind, for some reason.
Reply #11 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 4:48 PM
I kinda like the guys chest with the crop circles! Or should we say hair circles? What kind of alien plays with men's chest hairs anyway? Makes ya' wonder, ha? 
Some kind of sickos!!!
Reply #12 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 4:54 PM
Here's an interesting clip...these must be the crop circle engineers. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1CtdNy Some really cool coverage here to see.
Reply #15 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 5:44 PM
I read it was a bunch of Rednecks looking for their lost still. One ran in a circle and the rest just followed.
Reply #16 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:27 PM
Personally, I think that the scientist in the OP is clutching at straws [pun intended]. Crop circles appeared in history long before man had the scientific knowledge to make the internal combustion engine, much less microwave emitters and the like.
And wallabies stoned on opiates? Yeah right! With the amount of 'day trippers' we have in this country, there'd be NO opiates left for wallabies or any other wildlife to get high. Nope, Aussie crop circles were made by aliens... just ask any one of the 'day trippers', they'd know, out there congregated in the bush together as high as kites. Yup, they'd have a bird's eye view of things from up there.... and that's why the cops are always seeking out and destroying dope plantations [except for the bit they keep for themselves]... it has nothing to do with the illegality of pot, they just don't want the stoners to see what's really going on out there.
You see, the Aussie government is in league with these crop circle making aliens, and in exchange for some alien technology, Julia Gillard is implementing a carbon tax to raise enough money for the fuel to get them home to their own planet. Space travel ain't cheap, you know, and we, the Aussie public are paying for it. while experts offer up smoke screens such as climate change, global warming and stoner wallabies.
As for the scientist who wrote the paper on crop circles, well the government gave him some of the best opiates confiscated from out bush, and he was like putty in their hands... wrote exactly what they told him to to throw us off the scent... of the UFO's and their secret stash.
*Pssstt, if I fail to show up here again you'll know what happened... I'll have bee silenced by the government*
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Reply #19 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 10:28 PM
This is absurd.
Everyone knows crop circles are just aliens using DesktopX on their quantum-Higgs-dark-energy galactic PC desktops...er, spacetops.
Reply #20 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 10:54 PM
Melbourne got 'down' to 17.4c last night.....a 'Hot August Night' on the wrong side of the planet.....for August.
Previous 'hottest' on record was 16-something...140 years ago.
But it's all just an anomaly.....not global warming at all....
...good to know we'll all be snuffed out eventually by an anomaly....
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Reply #1 Wednesday, August 3, 2011 2:50 PM
One thing has always made me wonder about things like crop circles, if we just ignored them and went about our daily business or chores would they stop showing up?
