starkers is so old that when he first  started on computers he thought he was running window's 98 when he looked he was running window's XP

Turns out the Tardis was the Tardy in this case .... and missed his birth by a few million years.... Dialed up the wrong number: 1-800-BronzeAge

instead of 1-800-JurassicFossil

that's a good one  bonzamate

That's nothing....

sydneysiders is so old.... the TARDIS was just an idyllic pipe dream of the time lords.  Then, when they'd actually invented it, they discovered that she in fact pre-dated time itself and traveling back to her date of birth was impossible unless they implemented a recreation of the big bang.

So???  Doc is so old.... his dropping of his little reflex hammer was actually the cause of the big bang.  Yes, his aim could have been better and he could have missed that star surrounded by a humongous gas cloud.  Sadly, his over-indulgence with lagers and other aerated beverages contributed greatly to the formulation of that cloud.

mrs_starkers is so old.... father time himself referred to her as great aunt Shaunna.

For publication tomorrow:

Dear Community Members,

We will always remember the wit and levity dear old (very, very old) starkers brought to WinCustomize.

Sadly, today he met his untimely end while posting the prior comment.

His last words were something to the effect of, "Shaunna, why do you have that cast iron skillet in hand?"

shortly before it became "in head".  His.

We'll miss you mate.

I wondered what happened to the skillet that I used  now I know I am old

@Doc... we is friends................

@Shaunna .......... OWWWWW!!

Uvah is so old when he can't remember what he did yesterday

No, actually!!!   More like it's already embedded quite deeply and: "Dear, do you think it'll require surgery to remove this?"

Um, I hid it somewhere.... for occasions such as these.

And looking at Doc's little piece in reply #145, it reminds me.....

Do is so old.... he wrote Methuselah's obituary.  Would have done Noah's as well... but the stationary store had run out of stone tablets and wasn't expecting any because of supply issues due to the flood.

Nah, Uvah is so old.... he can't remember what he did 10 minutes ago.  I mean, sometimes he remembers that he has forgotten something, but most of the time he can't even remember he'd forgotten something he cannot recollect.

I just 'membered somethin' ...... What was the question?

starkers is so old...... he modeled for the ugly stick that Abel hit Cain with.

mrs starkers is so old...... she stole Eve's fig leaf and drew her and Adam a map out of Eden. She wanted Adam's but he buggered out.

Doc is so old ...... two minutes after the Big Bang he sat there toasting marshmellows.

sydneysiders is so old ...... she supplied the popcorn.

Uvah is so old that he thought that he was dressing me as God

The blue iridescent robe matched your eyes, all sparkly and stuff.

mrs starkers is so old ...... her tag for the community wall had to be taken from the Smithsonian's dead skin vault.

starkers is so old...... he coined the phrase "Who done it?" when the Big Bang went pop.

sydneysiders is so old ...... her popcorn wagon pic had to be shopped to take out all the termites.

Uvah is so old... he was already past it when caveman began to fashion condoms from armadillo intestines.

sydneysisers is so old... the termites decided not to take a bite of her instead because they were warned their dental plan did not cover chips or breakages caused by chomping into fossils.

mrs_starkers is so old.... she was getting lessons fron the cave painters to improve her interior decorating ideas.

Doc is so old... he treated the very first ever case of piles.... tho his patient didn't appreciate having them beaten out with a prehistoric egg whisk.

Starkers is so old.... this is not the first flood he's survived.... he was head of Noah's carpentry team....  

https://forums.wincustomize.com/399571/page/5/#2868006 

sydneysiders is so old... she got out needle and cotton and made sails for the Ark... just in case Noah and the blokes got tired of rowing.

Doc is so old..... after the circumcision ceremonies he kept Adam's, Cain and Abel's, Noah's and Moses foreskins to sew them together to make himself a [coin] purse.... he later discovered that if he gave that purse a bit of a rub he had instant luggage.

Dave Bax is so old.... he was caught trying to pickpocket Doc's purse for a bit of loose change to get into the [chariot] races.

Fuzzy Logic is so old.... he lodged a protest in the 4th race at Bethlehem because he only managed 2nd after Judah Ben Hur cut him off on the home stretch.

Junior Crooks is so old.... he backed Fuzzy Logic and lost his shirt [and shorts] to Rabbi Munsch, who was moonlighting as a bookie.

BkGarbageman [Fred] is so old.... he beat Pontius Pilate's driver for 3rd, but was later disqualified because his garbage truck left litter strewn all over the track and the driver in 4th place was thrown out of his chariot after hitting a discarded 6-pack.

Iben is so old he had been there and done that before he got stuck

on a piece of gum on the brick wall at the end of the universe when the first universe was 99.999 % collapsed.

I won't quit my day job.