He's So Old
he farts dust
Thursday, October 28, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Okay, here's a game to help liven up these here forums a little.
We've all heard the: "He's so old he farts dust."... well let's elaborate.
I'll go first... and if you want to make it more fun/interesting use a name instead, can be male or female
DrJBHL is so old... when he farts he reeks of embalming fluid.
Orright, then.... carry on. 
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Reply #102 Tuesday, November 9, 2010 2:57 PM
Uvah is so old, when they iterviewed him on stonehedge, he said "Bah why ask me, it wasn't me, it was my grandchildren who made em!"
Reply #103 Thursday, January 13, 2011 7:14 AM
I'm so old.... they're going to make my first hip replacement out of dinosaur bone to keep the materials relatively the same age.
Reply #104 Thursday, January 13, 2011 7:22 AM
starkers is so old he's storing up all the residual gas from his curried cabbage to blow all the water back where it came from in one swell foop ... err ... fell swoop. Hehe
Reply #107 Thursday, January 13, 2011 7:43 AM
Well I'll be blowed.... somebody who's actually older n' me.
Doc is so old... the bone for my hip replacement was harvested from his first pet dinosaur.
Uvah is so old.... a witch doctor from the Triassic Period cured him of hiccups by scaring him with a snarling velociraptor.
BTW, Doc, congrats on your promotion to moderator....
.... see, that experience moderating the Old Testament paid off after all.
Reply #108 Thursday, January 13, 2011 8:02 AM
My buds back.
starkers is so old his hip replacement came from the Smithsonian's ...... Old Bones Without a Name Department.
DrJBHL is so old his Mod Badge had to be resurrected from the Paleolithic lost and found.
Reply #109 Thursday, January 13, 2011 9:08 AM
My buds back.
Uvah's so old.... Doc booted him off the compilation of the Old Testament because he was the scribe who made unwanted reference to: "And lo, back in the old days we used to smoke this parchment stuff rolled up with some mind altering green weed we found in the Garden under THE apple tree ."
Doc is so old... his first snuff box contained powdered Brontosaurus bones.
XX is so old.... Stonehenge was but a twinkle in Uvah's grand children's eyes... and was these as the first stone was hewn from the quarry with primitive flint axes.
Reply #110 Thursday, January 13, 2011 9:24 AM
I am so old I feel like it 
starkers always said he is only as old as the woman he feels hmmmmm so where does that leave me 
Reply #111 Thursday, January 13, 2011 9:46 AM
Bounced baby Moses on me knee after his mum set him afloat.
*he's pushing it...
Reply #112 Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:05 AM
Next you'll be telling us that you handed him the chisel to carve the 10 Commandments in the tablets of stone.... and attended his injuries when he missed with the mallet.
Doc is so old.... he almost made it into the "11" Commandments when Moses thought: "Thou shalt not pay the good doctor with sheep or goats." but thought better of it when a voice from the heavens asked what he was up to.
And with a bit more practice.... who knows how adept I'll become.
Reply #113 Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:24 AM
Doc is so old, his Social Security Number is 1.
Reply #114 Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:34 AM
Right now you're at:
@RPGFX: [quote who="RPGFX" reply="113" id="2867155"]Doc is so old, his Social Security Number is 1.
LOL! I was around before Social and Security!
Reply #115 Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:09 AM
Ok, fine... then you're so old your PHONE number is 1.
Better?
Reply #116 Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:42 AM
Im so old i use partially dried pillow drool to glue beard hair to the top of my head 
Reply #118 Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:20 PM
As Jim would say, "Send me the graphics." 
Reply #119 Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:21 PM
Well, at least im not giving out peoples phone numbers
Reply #120 Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:50 PM
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Reply #101 Tuesday, November 9, 2010 10:03 AM
sydneysiders is so old ...... she made her tag with a stone and a bone she stole from HG_Eliminators trash heap.
HG_Eliminator is so old ...... his tag was found alongside the fossilized booger under the rock in Normandy. Still all musty and slimy.
starkers is so old ...... the cosmic background radiation is actually an echo of his first bark.
XX is so old ...... the rock from Mars found in the Antarctic was his first hammer that he threw away after it broke.
WebGizmos is so old ...... he still hasn't found the turnaround to point him in this direction. He found the one that said 'Fresh Megalodon steaks sold here. Price reduction, Was 6 stones, two pebbles. Now 3 stones, four pebbles per pound. He bought ten pounds worth then went to his bud's cave high up on the Ayer's Rock and asked his missus if he could cook them on her brand new used fire pit. His bud's missus said yes providing that he leave the curry home as there is enough left over from CabbageFest. Meanwhile starkers, who was out back in the Outback, was raking dino dung into piles for philly0381's next barbeque to be held inside the main circle at Stonehenge on the first day of the new millennium during the Summer Solstice. Attendees include Xiandi in her new Sabretooth shawl. Jazzilady sporting an ankle length fur coat she skinned from a giant Armadillo. Jafo in his new and improved F-105D rock flyer costume. Island Dog wearing the one piece fishnet k10w3 made for him out of baleen she got at half price from Bichur's Troll Booth Trading Post and me ....... all decked out in the latest Spermwhale skin fashion zootsuit.