sydneysiders is so old... she grew the banana plant that provided vStyler with those leaves for his cave door.

Uvah is so old... he was the first person to be diagnosed with constipation due to fossilised poo.

DaveBax is so old... he came up with an idea to relieve Uvah's constipation.  He got a woolly mammoth to suck up several gallons of water in its trunk then blow it up Uvah's anal orifice.

DrJBHL is so old... he thought it funny to catch DaveBax unawares and got him a beauty with the mammoth enema while he was bending over doing up his laces.

starkers is so old he invented the first enema and had to test it the old fashioned way, suck it up and shove it up.

DaveBax is so old he once skinned a Mastadon while riding shotgun on a giant sloth with DrJBHL and his new and improved blow gun.

vStyler is so old his initials were found carved in a fossilized tree trunk found under three miles of ice in Antarctica.

sydneysiders is so old her avatar has Alhziemers.

what avatar   

Uvah is so old... his butt hairs look more like the giant vines Tarzan used to swing on.

DrJBHL is so old.... he fashioned the first hypodermic needle from a prehistoric mosquito's sucker.

sydneysiders is so old... her high school geography atlas only covered one continent... Pangaea.

DaveBax is so old.... there were no history lessons when he went to high school... as none had been written by then.

JuniorCrooks is so old... there were no metalwork classes when he went to high school... they were still working in stone.

Fuzzy Logic is so old.... corporal punishment at his high school was administered with a club.

Starkers is so old....the only continent he knows....... is incontinent..... 

Now there's a low blow.

Sydneysiders is so old her dress size was measured in grains of sand picked up by her buddy Og as they strolled along the shore of the Tethys sea.

Starkers is so old his implant was manufactured by Og and Moog. It was the thirty day trial version.

Uvah is so old he invented clothing.

That's right. I sat back and collected all the good stuff while you, starkers, sydneysiders, Doc, Fuzzy Logic, Jafo, Xiandi, XX, did I miss someone? all out there risking limb and implant chasing down those badass Wooly Mammouths at the same time you're trying to choose who's gonna grab the tail ... again.

philly0381 is so old his first suite he signed off on was with two twigs trying to figure out the best way to start a fire.

WebGizmos is so old that when the man asked him whether he wanted a brain or a train Web said train and took the first one out of town.

LadyXis so old her stockings date back to primordial time and without a run even.

Mikey is so old his first box of cheerios came from Greece  while Zeus was playing dressup for his next girl friend.

and lets not forget starkers. starkers is so old  and its all that accumulated excess gas he's had for the past milennia building up that causes him to bark.

HG_Eliminator is so old he beta tested dirt.

oh wait thats me.. nm..

HG_Eliminator is so old he beta tested the Trojan Horse.

XX is so old his first skin was for a Neanderthal.

starkers is so old his underwear crusted over with him in them.

Uvah so old he remembers when Universe was just an alpha.

yeh the dern thing was to small and talk about splinters!! 

Then I beta tested it and what do you think happened. This is what...

Bichur is so old he wrote the tune this dude is dancing to.

Bichur is so old... his stump was one of the original Ginkgo Biloba saplings......  and he planted it....  for the dinosaurs to munch on.. 

HG_Eliminator is so old he sat there and watched them fertilize it. Then, when they vweren't looking he snuck around the giant fern and yeah, there were ferns back then, looked left and right but not behind and there stood LadyX, bread roller in hand with sydneysiders by her side, They were not happy. You can guess what came next.

Hehe, gotta pay that one.

sydneysiders is so old... her mother used to have to milk a woolly mammoth to fill her bottle for 2.00am feeds

Bichur is so old... he domesticated that woolly mammoth

XX is so old... he helped Bichur build the corral they kept it in.

HG Eliminator is so old... he trained pterodactyls to poop on the president's statue.

Uvah is so old.... archaeologists have linked his DNA to a fossilised booger found stuck to the under-side of a stone table in a cave in Normandy.

Webgizmos is so old.... he created the dock for Cleopatra's barge to tie up at.

Philly is so old... his first suite pre-dates the suite of dirges played at Caesar's funeral.

"You win". sniff sniff.

It's thought that he was the first Flemish....