XX is so old.... he lived in the dark until God said: "And let there be light!".

Uvah is so old... his first Easter gift was a painted pterodactyl egg.

Fuzzy Logic is so old... he's still nursing the ulcers he got from stressing over the Viking invasion of Britain.

Doc is so old.... the anaesthetic in his first medical bag was a caveman's club.

Wizard1956 is so old... he taught Merlin's great grandpa a bit of magic so's it could be handed down thru the ages.

And sydneysiders is so old... her first makeup kit was made from coloured mud, and to apply it she had a brush made of dodo feathers.

BTW, syd, you're not going to eat that, are you?  Like dontcha think it needs some sauce, a bit of lettuce and onion first?

Doc is so old his brain atrophied before the first multi-cellular animals got together and said lets make something.

JuniorCrooks is so old he's got to beat the stalkers with his rockclub.

JuniorCrooks is so old the lint in his pockets qualifies as antiques.

JuniorCrooks is so old Mother Nature is suing him for child Support.

JuniorCrooks is so old that on the seventh day he made Adam build him a rocking chair.

There! That'll get him started fer sure.

uvah ducks and runs like hell.

Uvah is so old... it was Hippocrates who took out his tonsils.

JuniorCrooks is so old... he was the very first person ever to sue for a (stone) wheel running over his toe.

Wizard1956 is so old... his doctor recently found a fossil of the first vertebrate in a wrinkle on his forehead.

Jimbo9294 is so old.... National Geographic is lobbying government to create a national park in his wrinkles. They want to call it 'The Grander Canyon Nature Reserve' because several species of small furry animals were discovered gathered together in a wrinkle formation grooving with a pict.

starkers and Uvah are so old their younger sisters fought over who would breast feed me first. ; )

JuniorCrooks is so old he kick-started the universe and caused inflation.

starkers is so old he babysitted King tut's great grandma.

Welcome to OldHead Central JuniorCrooks.

Good to see ya, Jr.... I'll pay that one.

Junior Crooks is so old... archaeologists recently discovered fossilised foot prints of his alongside those of the newly discovered buggaluggasaurus of the early Jurassic period.

sydneysiders is so old she was a pin-up girl on the first Mayan calendar

RedneckDude is so old he remembers singing My Young Kentucky Home.

Wrong state but close enough.

Damn, and I missed my copy of that one... didn't subscribe until following year. Wow, I bet she was a hottie in them days.

Anyhow, thinking stuff like that ain't getting the job done.....

Wizard1956 is so, so. so old.... he got a telegram from Her Majesty the Queen on his 100th birthday... Her Majesty Queen Cleopatra, that is.

Uvah is so old.... he remembers singing the national anthem of Atlantis on Neptune's coronation day.

RedneckDude is so old... the cobwebs on his unemployed pee-pee have fossilised.

And Junior Crooks is so old... his pee-pee HAS fossilised.

Starkers is so old paleo-archeologists have just unearthed the remains of six billion year old scat. DNA analysis has pinpointed the owner as one ancient Master Blaster known for his insidious barks. Recent evidence suggests it was one of these barks that caused the dinosaur extinction 65 million years ago.

Uvah is so old... he was fiddling with bits and pieces on the first day of creation, and it was his idea that God rested on the seventh day so's he could sneak around perving at Eve without god beratingly looking over his shoulder.

HG Eliminator is so old... he had a hand in eliminating the dinosaurs.

Mike b1954 is so old... the plastic surgeon doing his facelift found an Ancient Egyptian scarab in one of his nostrils.

Hawkeye666 is so old... Haley's Comet began its first orbit of the Earth the day he started kindy.

Doc is so old his RCA dog is sitting by a stone turntable powered by Luci's great grandma.

starkers is so old the big bang was an aftershock of his first bark.

HG-Eliminator is so old gladiatorial combat was still little kids playing in the sandbox.

WebGizmos is so old he drew the road map to the Garden of Eden.

RedneckDude is so old the grass hiding his still was found fossilized under 300 feet of water in the Red Sea when it was just a mud puddle.

JuniorCrooks is so old the Epic of Gilgamesh was a little diddy carved on the Lintels at Stonhenge.

Fuzzy Logic is so old he predates the universe that started this one.

RickJP is so old the UK was a dirt spit in his sandbox.

WC is so old fossilized forums were found buried in Kufu's pyramid.

Uvah is so old... he has a scar on his ass where Zeus zapped it with a bolt of lightning.

RickJP is so old... he witnessed the erection of Britain's first non-cave dwelling.

Fuzzy Logic is so old... he was site foreman.

Mike b1954 is so old... he drew up the plans

And Jafo is so old... he recommended doors and other architectural improvements.

Fuzzy Logic is so old he reverse engineered the future to make it look like yesterday.

starkers is so old Martians carved his face on a hill in effigy.

Mike b1954 is so old his nighttime was canceled out of boredom.

RickJP is so old he witnessed the first erection.

Uvah is so old... he keeps forgetting that he needs to pee at 6.00am and gets up at 8.00am.

Yup, Uvah is that old... he wound back the clock on his memory in case he needs to trade it in on a new one.

I.R. Brainiac is so old... he had thoughts on hitting on Lot's wife until she turned to a pillar of salt.

JuniorCrooks is so old... he can remember square wheel prototypes.

Mike B1954 is so old.... his initials are carved into Arthur's Round Table.

I am so old I invented the word contraversy.

Starkers is so old he helped.

I.R. Brainiac is so old he skinned it.

Mike B1954 is so old he invented trees to make the paper.

Fuzzy Logic is so old he invented the straight line.

Uvah is so old... pathologists discovered his urinary issues (inability to get a flow going) were caused by prehistoric invertebrates in his bladder.

I.R Braniac is so old.... Geneticists have recently linked his DNA directly to Neolithic Man.

DrJBHL is so old.... he recently found Paleolithic cells in his blood test.

Fuzzy Logic is so old... his hair replacement appointment with Ashley & Martin revealed that his few remaining hairs are that of Neanderthal man, and now the British Museum want to put him in an 'Early Man' exhibit.