Get Well Po'!

Smedley escapes from Rehab

Tuesday, June 29, 2010 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community

OK. Enough is enough, Shmedley.

You've been trying one thing and another to duck out of your interviewing skinners. Now he's pretending to be sick. Really.

I figure you're milking a nose cold for all it's worth. It's gotten so bad that poor Harley had to put up with PDJ who's currently trapped all by himself at the old site. Not that he's unhappy there. Last I heard he was lonely but happy. Said it felt like home (guess how many visitors he gets). BUT his user number is now somewhere in the high 9 digits. I told him not to worry...someone was bound to give him the finger.

Po' wrote saying he's trapped in an E.R. in the G-d forsaken place called South Carolina and out of pain. [*doc says, "Thank you G-d"]. He wrote saying he got so much Demeral he was making porcine sounds and playing the air guitar. Good thing. He wasn't all that good on the real thing (he's actually great). He also willed me stuff he doesn't have. I gave it all back. I swear.

He said to say hello to everyone here (except Jim, who's nowhere to be found....he's 'hanging' around the old site).

So....

If you get a chance, leave a joke for Po' on this thread. He'll appreciate it and he said he'd even do a shop of me for the submitter of the best joke.

The drawback? He's the judge.

Soooooo...... Preemptively, I'm posting a pic of Po' losing to a seven year old playing his beloved Star Drek Game.

 

Whoops! I meant to post this one:

"Smedley Escapes From Rehab Again" 

 ....................... Sorry Po'.  hehehe

 

 

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starkers
Reply #61 Thursday, July 8, 2010 3:50 AM

At least some of these painkillers could prevent you from spattering the bowl...

Nah, extreme internal heat ensures there's no bowl spatter... it's just gas, gas and more gas.

On the job front - Today I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company...at a ridiculous amount of money compared to what I was making at the last job..plus a car.

Now that is really good news, my friend.  I am very pleased for you indeed, and all the best in your new employment

be in the SAME STATE as skinhit

Is that even legal????   Seems to me, there'd be several code violations if you two were ever in the same place at the same time.  For a start, there'd be too much infectious laughter and hilarity, giggling to the extreme, and neighbours everywhere would be complaining.  Personally, I say go for it.  It might be a case of "there goes the neighbourhood" for some, but bugger 'em, right?

Now then, as to third nipples:

These come in quite handy, so I'm told.  Me alien mate, Gorg, says they're brilliant, but then... women on his planet have 3 breasts, so he's used to the extra nipple.  Probably just as well they've got 3 tits, then!  If the extra nipple was on the same one I'd get mighty confused.

DrJBHL
Reply #62 Thursday, July 8, 2010 7:41 AM

Now that is really good news, my friend.

Not necessarily, starkers. Think of the possible headlines:

"Vice Presidents Cheney and Smedley Go Hunting", "V.P. Cheney invites V.P. Smedley Hunting", "Cheney vs Smedley: The Face Off".

 

No....it could get really ugly...

 

be in the SAME STATE as skinhit


Is that even legal????

Legal? Yes. Desirable? No. Georgia is simply not prepared for that. Hurricanes? Yes. Oil spills? Yes Nuclear war? Yes. skinny and smedley? Never.

 

storm347
Reply #63 Thursday, July 8, 2010 6:40 PM

sorry to say PO but i stink at jokes

so here's hoping you feel better soon

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