Get Well Po'!
Smedley escapes from Rehab
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
OK. Enough is enough, Shmedley.
You've been trying one thing and another to duck out of your interviewing skinners. Now he's pretending to be sick. Really.
I figure you're milking a nose cold for all it's worth. It's gotten so bad that poor Harley had to put up with PDJ who's currently trapped all by himself at the old site. Not that he's unhappy there. Last I heard he was lonely but happy. Said it felt like home (guess how many visitors he gets). BUT his user number is now somewhere in the high 9 digits. I told him not to worry...someone was bound to give him the finger.
Po' wrote saying he's trapped in an E.R. in the G-d forsaken place called South Carolina and out of pain. [*doc says, "Thank you G-d"]. He wrote saying he got so much Demeral he was making porcine sounds and playing the air guitar. Good thing. He wasn't all that good on the real thing (he's actually great). He also willed me stuff he doesn't have. I gave it all back. I swear.
He said to say hello to everyone here (except Jim, who's nowhere to be found....he's 'hanging' around the old site).
So....
If you get a chance, leave a joke for Po' on this thread. He'll appreciate it and he said he'd even do a shop of me for the submitter of the best joke.
The drawback? He's the judge.
Soooooo...... Preemptively, I'm posting a pic of Po' losing to a seven year old playing his beloved Star Drek Game.

Whoops! I meant to post this one:
"Smedley Escapes From Rehab Again"
....................... Sorry Po'. hehehe
Reply #42 Sunday, July 4, 2010 7:31 AM
Quoting RedneckDude, reply 28Sorry to hear it, Po. My thoughts are with you, just do me a favor.
What ever you do, don't let Seth take your case!!!! He's a quack!!
Just kidding Duc , I mean Doc!
I'll be the one supplying that missing digit. And, you know where.
I'm so glad you came back and stood up in your own defense here Doc. When I saw what RND said, I was gonna come to your aid and protest... to s..sa..sa.. say tha... tha.. that you're no..no..no...NOT a quack, but then I remembered the time y-y-y-... yo..you sent me that 'burst file' containing the nude photo of yourself to cure my chronic hiccups....
Yeah, I get it that a sudden shock/fright often cures hiccups, but n-n-n-now I g-g-g-go, go-got a st-st-stu... stu... stutter inste.. intea... instead.
![]()
Reply #43 Sunday, July 4, 2010 7:53 AM
Wasn't that the time you sent me the pic of you with those boy scouts?
![]()
Reply #44 Sunday, July 4, 2010 7:57 AM
Yep, that's the same public purse I was 'entitled' to contribute to for 30+ years.... and the one I'm "stealing" from if I'm prescribed a decent pain killer. And here's the one that really kicks me in the guts... I have a virtually untreated degenerative bone and joint disease, they keep making excuses to turn me away, yet I know of a woman who is getting a breast augmentation at taxpayers expense because she has image issues.
OK, then, if that's the case, I want a longjohntiddlywhacker augmentation... because with aging I'm noticing more and more that its becoming a shortjohntiddlywhacker.
![]()
(BTW, Doc, I noticed today that I got an email from you about a new med. Could be very interesting. Thanks for that. ) ![]()
Reply #45 Sunday, July 4, 2010 8:01 AM
Get it right! Those were girl scouts! Yeah, a couple of them came to my room and hopped under the covers with me to get some practice pitching tents.
![]()
Oh yeah, while we're on the subject of tent pitching, has anybody else noticed during slow page reloads... that Po' has a little 'woody' action going on in the Star Trek pic????
Yeah, I was sitting here waiting to see if I got a 'boom' or successful post... and, and that was staring me in the face for a few moments before to page loaded properly.
Shoot, I couldn't even hit the back button or shut down FF.
![]()
![]()
Reply #46 Sunday, July 4, 2010 8:25 AM
P'rhaps...p'rhaps not...true, the pics were a tad blurry (thank G-d).
You're welcome....for the info. Always on the lookout for me friends (a very precious few, wonderful folks). ![]()
Reply #47 Sunday, July 4, 2010 8:56 AM
Actually, I found an article accidentally a few weeks ago about that or a similar medication. Apparently the powers that be haven't approved these drug for that use as yet, but I am going to speak with my doctor because it has also been used to treat some muscular issues (hardening/crystalising, etc), which I also suffer. I'll be going through some tests later next week for fibromyalgia... if it turn out to be the diagnosis, my doctor tells me that he will be able to prescribe better pain relief, etc,... and this new wonder med without coming under too much scrutiny.
Reply #48 Sunday, July 4, 2010 9:22 AM
There's Lyrica (Pregalbin), Cymbalta and Savella... if it's FM.
Reply #50 Sunday, July 4, 2010 12:06 PM
Yep... and if it's FM I'm told I should be able to get that new wonder med because I have muscular hardening and issues with spasms... and like WOW... those bastards really hurt like a bitch. If that's so it'll be a bonus... cos it'll address the other issues as well.
The other thing you may be able to advise me on, Doc, is something that I can buy over the counter for motion sickness. And I don't have to be in a vehicle for this to happen, either. Some days I wake up with it, and just walking from one side of a room to the other gives me that nauseous sensation. It has partly been attributed to my neck problems, and partly to an eye/inner ear problem after my right cheekbone was crushed and pinched the sinus, etc. If you could recommend something reasonably effective it'd be much appreciated. I'll have a lot of moving around to do over the next few weeks while we're moving, so it'll be needed.
Thanks, mate. ![]()
Reply #51 Sunday, July 4, 2010 2:00 PM
Adults can use any of these products. Children age two years and older can take diphenhydramine (Benadryl) and dimenhydrinate (>Dramamine). Children age six years and older can take cyclizine (>Marezine). For children over age 12 years, meclizine (>Bonine) is available. For the best results, you should take these drugs and repeat as needed according to the product instructions. Drowsiness is the most commonly reported side effect of these products. Benedryl should not be used in cases of Prostate hypertrophy.
You must take an additional step and research (or ask your Pharmacist if he/she isn't bloated with curried cabbage) whether the med you select interacts with any med you may be taking, or any other medical problem you might have. Gas is NOT a contraindication for these medicines.
Promethazine (not OTC) is the drug of choice (prescription) (but, Valium is used to treat sensitivity problems of the Vestibulum, btw...which sounds to me as if it could help).
Welcome, dear friend. Sorry, but a bad case of the booms and v e r y s l o w loading made this response longer in coming than intended.
![]()
Reply #52 Sunday, July 4, 2010 2:15 PM
Thanks, Doc, I'll write that 'heads up' down and go see my pharmacist in the morning... I'll need something if I'm going to cope with this shifting business.
![]()
Reply #53 Sunday, July 4, 2010 2:27 PM
At least some of these painkillers could prevent you from spattering the bowl...
Reply #54 Sunday, July 4, 2010 2:55 PM
Do you always add superfluous 'f''s? 
Reply #55 Tuesday, July 6, 2010 4:17 PM
That's better than a superfluous nipple.

Update - Referral for USC August 3rd.
On the job front - Today I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company...at a ridiculous amount of money compared to what I was making at the last job..plus a car. After fighting the urge to hyperventilate and ask them if they were out of their minds (They don't know me like you all do), I said I would take the job. I may be on the road a lot and the opportunity to go to Georgia and be in the SAME STATE as skinhit was to good to pass up'. Hell, I would have taken it for minimum wage as long as I could use the job as an alibi excuse to visit that wonderful state.
The only thing that stresses me more than shit going bad is when it all suddenly seems to good to be true. Is there a medicine for that?
Reply #56 Tuesday, July 6, 2010 4:53 PM
Is he dead yet?...oh,hi PO...glad to see your still around. ![]()
Reply #57 Tuesday, July 6, 2010 5:44 PM
Wonderful news, Noah!
Be well, my friend and remember I still have a skype account if you feel like gabbing now and then ![]()
Reply #58 Tuesday, July 6, 2010 7:08 PM

I haven't been on skype or messenger for a while, but once things calm down I will be. Trying to get mobil installed on my phone.
Reply #59 Tuesday, July 6, 2010 7:23 PM
Didn't I comment that your a1949 would bring you good karma? I couldn't be happier for ya, Po'... you deserve! [*doc refuses to say just what
]
Now then, as to third nipples:
LINK Exerpt:
Nebbish as world conqueror?
Most people don’t count the original “Casino Royale” as a Bond movie. Those are people with no sense of fun. Everything doesn’t have to be non-stop grim testosterone poisoning all the time, does it?
We’re all grown-ups here and we can handle a wacky send-up with Woody Allen as the villainous “Dr. Noah,” can’t we?
Best of all? A question asked two years ago on Yahoo by a certain N.H. (wonder who that could be?) from of all places? Irmo, S.C.

Reply #60 Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:55 PM
Do you always add superfluous 'f''s?
That's better than a superfluous nipple.
Update - Referral for USC August 3rd.
On the job front - Today I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company...at a ridiculous amount of money compared to what I was making at the last job..plus a car. After fighting the urge to hyperventilate and ask them if they were out of their minds (They don't know me like you all do), I said I would take the job. I may be on the road a lot and the opportunity to go to Georgia and be in the SAME STATE as skinhit was to good to pass up'. Hell, I would have taken it for minimum wage as long as I could use the job as an alibi excuse to visit that wonderful state.
The only thing that stresses me more than shit going bad is when it all suddenly seems to good to be true. Is there a medicine for that?
It looks like you got your tiny little miracle. I hope that it works out for you, Po'.
Please login to comment and/or vote for this skin.
Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
There are many great features available to you once you register, including:
- Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting on the forums and downloading skins.
- Access to a great community, with a massive database of many, many areas of interest.
- Access to contests & subscription offers like exclusive emails.
- It's simple, and FREE!







Reply #41 Sunday, July 4, 2010 7:25 AM
"The Public purse"....the same one they've been plundering for years? The one that is supposed to help you and doesn't? The one that pays those useless sods' wages but somehow always comes up short in helping you? We talking about the same one?
There's a "Public purse" for the pols and the like...the "Public's Curse".