Reply #2 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 2:30 PM
Nope, you don't look like you could handle it.
Reply #3 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 2:59 PM
OK...just so you know: It's perfect, you can put it anywhere on anything and it'll work perfectly AND it's free!!! No, even better: We'll pay you to take it!
And if there's any problem with it, please come on over and beat the crap out of us and berate us!
*We changed our Corporate name to Ben Dover, Unlimited.
Reply #8 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 3:53 PM
It belongs to me, I've had it for a long time;
There's nothing like it in this world,
It's mine.
I know you want it and I really can't blame you.
You'd like to touch it, but if you do,
I'll maim you.
So if you value your life, you value your face,
You'll accept this at face value.
It's mine. I won't share it. It's mine!
I feel the envy in your eyes each time you see it,
But you know that it's rightfully mine,
You'd better believe it.
And when I'm gone and you're alone, don't even try it,
'Cause I'll know, yes, I'll know,
And you could never deny it.
So if you value your life, you value your face,
You'll accept this at face value.
It's mine. I won't share it. It's mine!
I saw it first! It's mine!
I had it last! It's mine!
Oh, can't you see it's made for me?
It's mine, it's mine, it's mine!
Mine...Mine...Mine......................!!!
It is a treasure, uniquely one of a kind,
Any king would be proud to possess;
It's mine.
It's my pleasure, my comfort, my joy,
it is the love of my life,
On an island, alone by myself,
In a sea of desire.
So if you value your life, you value your face,
You'll accept this at face value.
It's mine. I won't share it. It's mine!
Reply #9 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:00 PM
Kids today ... you give them it and they always want more.
Reply #10 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:07 PM
I need the money, so you're gonna hafta pay for it.....
Reply #11 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:19 PM
You can’t handle it! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for it, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That it's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending it. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Reply #13 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:04 PM
Reply #14 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:11 PM
MichaelG04...you know, you can't take anyone that wears a goofy ass hat seriously.
Reply #15 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:16 PM
Hey!
Reply #17 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:22 PM
Give it to him, Doc....he did, after all, ask for it!
Reply #18 Wednesday, February 24, 2010 7:59 AM
it's not a hat, it's part of the pinata that fell off at my sons party, so there now give it up already
Reply #19 Wednesday, February 24, 2010 8:15 AM
give it to me..........if its 50" and over i want it NOW
Reply #20 Wednesday, February 24, 2010 8:17 AM
give it to me...........if its 50" and over i want it NOW
er sorry my first attempt didnt appear so i had another go, hence 2 posts........ see i need it now
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Reply #1 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 2:22 PM
ok...