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Wednesday, February 17, 2010 by jebro | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

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WebGizmos
Reply #21 Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:33 PM

Now that's dam funny right thar! I don't are who you are..that is dam funny!

 

Damn! And then some!

A short guy is sitting at a  bar just staring at his drink for half an
Hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him,
Grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the
Guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I
Didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my car was stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left
my wallet in the cab I took home." He continues, crying even
harder.

"Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog
Bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
To put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
Damn poison."

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #22 Sunday, February 21, 2010 5:36 PM

On second thoughts, maybe you're too old for PMT...

DrJBHL
Reply #23 Sunday, February 21, 2010 5:42 PM

The reason for my inappropriate outburst was that it was my birthday and I didn't liked it at all. At my age, you really wish the time would stand still. Very still...

It does. Eventually.

If you feel that way at 55 just wait till you get to 61.

Hush, youngster!

Lantec
Reply #24 Sunday, February 21, 2010 5:44 PM

Happy 29th Birthday Jebro!

Sorry we missed it......

jebro
Reply #25 Sunday, February 21, 2010 6:17 PM

Fuzzy Logic
On second thoughts, maybe you're too old for PMT...

 

Is that the same phrase you said on the last date you ever had, around November 1974?

jebro
Reply #26 Sunday, February 21, 2010 6:20 PM

Lantec
Happy 29th Birthday Jebro!



Sorry we missed it......

 

Thank you. But I'm glad you missed it.

jebro
Reply #27 Sunday, February 21, 2010 6:31 PM

WebGizmos
Now that's dam funny right thar! I don't are who you are..that is dam funny!

 

Damn! And then some!

A short guy is sitting at a  bar just staring at his drink for half an
Hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him,
Grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the
Guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I
Didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my car was stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left
my wallet in the cab I took home." He continues, crying even
harder.

"Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog
Bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
To put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
Damn poison."

 

 

Darn...

DrJBHL
Reply #28 Sunday, February 21, 2010 6:40 PM

Hey Jebro...Happy Birthday!

jebro
Reply #29 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 12:36 AM

Thank you DrJBHL. What a lovely cake!

sydneysiders
Reply #30 Tuesday, February 23, 2010 8:32 AM

Wha...??? You got PMT or something?

On second thoughts, maybe you're too old for PMT...

wow...   someone needs to get out more...

 

Is that the same phrase you said on the last date you ever had, around November 1974?

 

 

  belated birthday greetings to you jebro...

 

take heart....you're more lovely than women half your age...(how did skinhit put it...." smokin' "...lol)...only with all the life smarts...

jebro
Reply #31 Wednesday, February 24, 2010 7:03 AM

Oh, many thanks, sydneysiders.  

loukeeya
Reply #32 Wednesday, February 24, 2010 8:09 AM


Quoting Fuzzy Logic, reply 22On second thoughts, maybe you're too old for PMT...
 

Is that the same phrase you said on the last date you ever had, around November 1974?

 

 

lol  jebro now that DID make me smile  

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #33 Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:29 PM

I'd like to know how she knows what I was doing in 1974. I mean, there were so many 'available' women in the 70s I can't remember names or faces

PoSmedley
Reply #34 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:50 PM

I'd like to know how she knows what I was doing in 1974.

I was crushing on A girl named Bobbi Kennedy. The day after she got a cast off her leg, I tried to help her carry some books for music class and tripped her on the stairs, rebreaking her leg.

Then her best friend beat me up.

I had a rough time in sixth grade.

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #35 Thursday, March 11, 2010 3:02 PM

I tried to help her carry some books for music class and tripped her on the stairs, rebreaking her leg.

Then her best friend beat me up.

I had a rough time in sixth grade.

No good deed goes unpunished

jebro
Reply #36 Friday, March 12, 2010 9:58 AM

Fuzzy Logic
I'd like to know how she knows what I was doing in 1974. I mean, there were so many 'available' women in the 70s I can't remember names or faces

 

Don't worry about that. Within a few years or so, it will be the other way around. Then you'll remember everything in the past, but practically nothing in your present life.

Jafo
Reply #37 Friday, March 12, 2010 10:08 AM

74.....Sunbury pop concert .....some blond bird called Wendy ....a mate from school was doing crowd security....black belt in Bob Jones Karate [bunch of thugs]...with the slack taken up by the Hells Angels.

Got my first car about then....'64 Spitfire .....

Thems waz the dayz....

starkers
Reply #38 Friday, March 12, 2010 11:59 PM

74.....Sunbury pop concert .

74... I remember it well!  Floods.... 70% of Brisbane under water.

with the slack taken up by the Hells Angels.

Same as the Stones 69 concert at Hyde Park, London.... the Angels did their bit to keep the peace. 'Twas last UK concert I went to before moving to Oz.

sydneysiders
Reply #39 Saturday, March 13, 2010 6:55 AM

73.... Rolling Stones press reception at The Old Spaghetti Factory, The Rocks....at the top of the narrow, steep stairs....marking off names from a strict invite list...a wee slip of a thing tightly wedged between Bob Jones on the right shoulder...and his beefy sidekick...on the other.....a tad intimidating.... that moustache looked plain mean..... 

first time we had security for a reception... all well behaved... 'cept for two attempted gatecrashers from the Women's Weekly....lol...and Mick...who had a lil hissy,  when coming up the stairs, another lass ...who didn't look up after ticking off the previous person, to see who it was.... asked him for his invitation..... prima donna.....

74...was a very cool year....   

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