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Saturday, January 23, 2010 by Disturbedcomputer | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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Reply #184 Monday, June 14, 2010 12:17 AM
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,
Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
1 }On Sears hairdryer:
“ Do not use while sleeping.”
( Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair )
2} On a bag of Fritos:
“ You could be a winner ! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
( Evidently , the shoplifter special )
3} On a bar of Dial soap:
“ Directions: Use like regular soap. “
( And that would be how . . . ? )
4}On some Swanson frozen dinners :
“ Serving suggestions : Defrost.”
( But it’s *just* a suggestion )
5} On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert : ( printed on the bottom of the box ):
“ Do not turn upside down.”
( Oops, too late ! )
6} On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding :
“ Product will be hot after heating .”
( As night follows the day ….)
7} On the packaging for a Rowenta Iron :
“ Do not iron clothes on body.”
( But wouldn’t this save even more time ? )
8} On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine :
“ Do not drive a car or operate Machinery after taking this Medication.”
( We could do a lot to reduce the rate of accidents if we could just get
Those 5-year-olds with head colds out from behind the wheel ..)
9} On Nytol Sleep Aid : The Pharmacist love this one…
“ Warning : May cause drowsiness .”
( One would hope )
10} On most brands of Christmas Lights :
“ For indoor or outdoor use ONLY .”
( As opposed to what ? )
11} On a Japanese food Processor :
“ Not to be used for the other use .”
( I gotta admit , I’m curious. )
12} On Simsbury’s Peanuts :
“ Warning : Contains nuts.”
( NEWS FLASH )
13} On an American Airlines packet of Nuts :
“ Instructions : open packet, eat nuts.”
( Step 3 : Fly Delta . )
14} On a child’s Superman Costume :
“ Wearing of this garment dose not enable you to fly.”
( I don’t blame the company, I blame the parents for this one )
15] On a Swedish Chain Saw :
“ Do not attempt to stop the chain with your hands or genitals.”
( Was there a chance of this happening somewhere ? .. Good grief )
16} On a bottle of Palmolive Dish-washing Liquid :
“ Do not use on food .”
( Hey, Mom, we’re out of syrup, It’s ok honey just grab the Palmolive ! )
17} On a Bottle of ALL Laundry Detergent :
“ Remove clothing before distributing in the Washing machine .”
( Hey kids , no more swimming in the washing machine )
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Reply #181 Sunday, June 13, 2010 11:14 AM
nick of time