Vandalized :(

Tuesday, December 1, 2009 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

About three hours ago I was sitting here, reading the forum, when I heard a loud bang. After a look round I found a large hole where my kitchen window used to be.

Fortunately only the outer pane is broken, the inner one is ok, so at least I won't be cold and damp.

I called the police, but they were already en-route. My neighbour next door had seen what happened and called 999.

It was our local 'terrorist'. He was apparently dating the girl next door, who dumped him, so he decided to take revenge. The little shit is so stupid, he got the wrong house.

When the police arrived (about 20 mins after the call), I was only with them at the front door for a few seconds when he walked up to them to protest his innocence. They arrested him. That was the second dumb thing he did as at that stage they weren't even looking for him...

So, I've given a statement, and will most likely have to give evidence in court. My preference is for him to end up face down in a gutter somewhere before that happens.

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Island Dog
Reply #1 Tuesday, December 1, 2009 8:16 PM

Jafo
Reply #2 Tuesday, December 1, 2009 8:31 PM

Fortunately only the outer pane is broken, the inner one is ok, so at least I won't be cold and damp.

One advantage of DGUs ....

DrJBHL
Reply #3 Tuesday, December 1, 2009 8:42 PM

Main thing? You're ok...the glass'll be replaced.

Too bad he didn't have to clean it up and do your grounds for a couple of months as punishment.

Summing it up....the moron's a pane (  ) in the arse.

pjdark
Reply #4 Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:08 PM

Haha. What a dumb ass. Glad your alright though Fuzzy.

Vampothika
Reply #5 Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:12 PM

sounds like another typical w**ker that is another oxygen theif on this planet........ 

 

hope yr okay and sorry about the window fuz..hope you get it fixed asap.

starkers
Reply #6 Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:37 PM

It was our local 'terrorist'. He was apparently dating the girl next door, who dumped him, so he decided to take revenge. The little shit is so stupid, he got the wrong house.

What a tosser!  Not only did he get dumped, now his (presumably extensive) criminal record has been lengthened and it'll cost him.  That makes him a two-time loser... how many times???  I mean, what on Earth was he thinking???  There was never going to be any benefit in it after the very short-lived thrill, was there??  Oh that's right, he wasn't thinking... requires grey matter for that, and he's obviously grey matter challenged.

The main thing, Fuzzy, is that you weren't injured and the damage can be repaired.

WebGizmos
Reply #7 Tuesday, December 1, 2009 10:30 PM

Guys do the dumbest things when it comes to women. Glad your ok and aren't gonna freeze Fuzzy.

gmc2
Reply #8 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 5:57 AM

sounds like another typical w**ker

is wanker a dirty word? didn't know that AND I second the sentiment towards said dillwad.

Jafo
Reply #9 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 6:29 AM

is wanker a dirty word

In polite company, yes.

As is 'tosser'.

Same 'reason', really....

Gammeldansk
Reply #10 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 6:32 AM

Glad you're ok Fuzzy. Did this plonker really think that chucking a brick through his girl friend's window would win her back? Whatever happened to flowers? I'll keep an eye out for him on Jeremy Kyle.

PoSmedley
Reply #11 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 6:48 AM

It wasn't a brick it was a rock and his house looks just like skinhits...anyone could have made that mistake. I'm not a plonker!

Jafo
Reply #12 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 6:49 AM

Did this plonker really think that chucking a brick through his girl friend's window would win her back? Whatever happened to flowers?

Flowers are unlikely to make it through the window....

DPCloud
Reply #13 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:19 AM

I'm not a plonker!

 

 

Glad you're ok Fuzzy!

PoSmedley
Reply #14 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:36 AM

Flowers are unlikely to make it through the window...

Unless you tie them to the brick...I mean rock.

Now if they come loose when it hits the window and fall off, I'll admit I they could have used a better knot.

starkers
Reply #15 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:50 AM

Unless you tie them to the brick...I mean rock.

Last time I tied flowers to a rock was to stop them 'blowing' off the mantlepiece.

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #16 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:57 AM

Of course, if it had been me, I would have thrown her through the window...

Anyway, I've taken the afternoon off work. My insurance company is sending someone out to put a new window in.

It's a £50 excess, but the say if he is convicted of the offence they will be able to claim that off him + compensation.

PoSmedley
Reply #17 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 8:31 AM

+ compensation.

SO he can pay for the 52" plasma TV the brick flew through before smashing into the $5000 AlienWare CPU you just got for Christmas? Hopefully they'll get him for the Burger King Star Trek collector glasses to.

Mirsguy
Reply #18 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 9:02 AM

if he is convicted of the offence

Well I would surely hope he would be! Screwy legal system...

starkers
Reply #19 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 9:38 AM

Well I would surely hope he would be! Screwy legal system...

Not just screwy!  Most legal/justice systems aroound the world have gotten far too soft... punishments rarely ever fit the crime anymore.  It's 'so-say' the sign of a civilised society, handing out inadequate "but humane" sentences.  The trouble with that thinking, however, is that not everyone in society is civilised and need to be dealt with harshly, otherwise they are re-offending in no time.

I might be a pacifist to a large extent, but castration, hand removals and lobotomies are all fair deterrents to me.  Some may think it brutal to castrate a rapist/child molester, but do it and they're not going to rape an innocent woman or child again... and it'd pretty hard to shoplift/steal without hands, saving society billions in increased prices to make up the losses.

As for the vandal... I'd have him force-fed the brick/rock... and NO gravy to help wash it down.

Skinhit
Reply #20 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 9:59 AM

end up face down

whoa....what are we talking about?

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