Vandalized :(
Tuesday, December 1, 2009 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
About three hours ago I was sitting here, reading the forum, when I heard a loud bang. After a look round I found a large hole where my kitchen window used to be.
Fortunately only the outer pane is broken, the inner one is ok, so at least I won't be cold and damp.
I called the police, but they were already en-route. My neighbour next door had seen what happened and called 999.
It was our local 'terrorist'. He was apparently dating the girl next door, who dumped him, so he decided to take revenge. The little shit is so stupid, he got the wrong house.
When the police arrived (about 20 mins after the call), I was only with them at the front door for a few seconds when he walked up to them to protest his innocence. They arrested him. That was the second dumb thing he did as at that stage they weren't even looking for him...
So, I've given a statement, and will most likely have to give evidence in court. My preference is for him to end up face down in a gutter somewhere before that happens.
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Reply #22 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 10:54 AM
brick meet bollocks. simple answer really. pardon me for being a Yank, but aren't tosser and wanker pretty much synonomous?
Reply #23 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 10:58 AM
) in the arse.[/quote]
whoa....what are we talking about?
[quote who="CarGuy1" reply="21" id="2462475"]I'm with Skinhit...that's a bit stiff for a broken window.
Make that a real pane pain in his .... well, never mind.
Reply #24 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 9:31 PM
Reminds me of those things atop an ice cream sundae... crushed nuts. Works for me. 
I could throw in a couple of thoughts here.... but I don't wanna start a massdebate. 
Reply #25 Thursday, December 3, 2009 2:34 AM
I heard from the police last night. He has been charged and will appear in court on 10th Dec.
Knowing our useless legal system he'll probably end up with community service.
He can start by removing all the glass from my front garden 
Reply #26 Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:21 AM
Reply #28 Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:47 AM
the little bastard should be whipped thru the streets in shame!!!!!
Reply #29 Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:34 PM
Or tied to a pole in a bull paddock with cow pheremones on his butt. 
Reply #31 Friday, December 4, 2009 11:03 PM
Hehe, I guess I have. I've got quite a few devious punishments in my Starkers Dictionary of Justice.
Reply #32 Friday, December 4, 2009 11:09 PM
Curried cabbage fumes 
Reply #34 Friday, December 4, 2009 11:58 PM
I think you meant "...a few deviant punishments in...".
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Reply #35 Saturday, December 5, 2009 5:49 AM
I think you meant "...a few deviant punishments in...".
Deviant punishments it is!! It's so nice to be corrected by a man after my own heart. Which brings me to... er... should I tell 'em about the time one of your patients wouldn't follow doctor's orders and have a few early nights... so you gave him a fast acting laxative tablet to be taken at 7.00pm and rather strong sleeping pills to be taken at 8.00pm?
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Reply #21 Wednesday, December 2, 2009 10:46 AM
I'm with Skinhit...that's a bit stiff for a broken window.