Maybe...if the thing doesn't blow a hole through the ceiling....and then who knows where it would land!

Should a starkerbark be fueled by muslie..........................there'll be a whole new meaning to the phenomenon...naked singularity!!

Is Po' still making the skin?

I think he's waiting for the cloud to settle.

Hope not... it gets replenished thrice half-hourly, twice on Sundays.

I do think this should definitely have a sound package made.

Yeah and a hole lot of little pfffts going off as well as  a long trumpeting sound

LOL....and I know just what type of hole you mean me Bonzarette!

Make sure the stopper is near to hand just in case a starkerbark insurrection is in the offing.

Well, bad news I'm afraid.

I have ass-iduously researched the available audio hardware and software, and none fit the tech specs required for recording my Bonzamate starkers.

To be at all functional through the 'outbursts', they'd have to be put in 15 foot thick ferroconcrete reinforced with 100 tons of depleted Uranium, lead shielded and put in special cages to neutalize the E.M.P. generated by the Cap'n. Under these conditions any fine audio rendering would be impossible.

BUTT! There's always hope! I suggest (modestly) that we all record our own, and make it a Community Sound Package. It would be the very first of it's kind and make, well, history at WC (WinCustomize, not Water Closet).

BUTT!......There's always hope!......(modestly) record......first of it's kind......make history......OMG!!!

Where's my microphone........   ROFL and then some!

OMG, just let me know when this takes place , so I can be out of the country , because I don't want to be around  the stech for when he lets rip

NASA just launched, in conjunction with the CDE (Center for Dastardly Emanations), a brand new shiny state of the art hi and lo altitude sub-orbital hyper-sonic whirly-gigglish smello-sat capable of detecting high intensity globe-trottin' clouds of greenish brown plasmatized goo.

During a recent flyby over OZ the sensors encountered a cloud sooooo obnoxious and insidiously corrosive it self-destructed according to a pre-arranged emergency program that allowed the ultra-sensitive highly classified brand new shiny state of the art hi and lo altitude sub-orbital hyper-sonic whirly-gigglish smello-sat capable of detecting high intensity globe-trottin' greenish brown plasmatized goo to turn around and eject itself into another dimension thus avoiding a total meltdown due to high concentrations of starkerbark emamnations.

Try to say that all in one breath......whew!

You mean to say that you're game enough to take a breath with such a noxious cloud in the atmosphere?  You realise, don't you, that the rotations of the Earth mean that what I dropped today in Oz...

..... you'll get in the US tomorrow.

Perhaps the use of a breath mint suppository would do the trick.  It's simply finding someone with the nerve to push it in.

 that will have to be one brave soul are  there any volunteers

nope not me ewwww

I had the mistaken idea that this was a WB WIP thread not 18 pages devoted to farting

Did Po drop out here?

well think about it we know who this work in progress is for so forgive us if we go off topic a wee bit  

A team of scientist educators was trying to teach (you'll excuse the expression) monkeys to pull a certain chain to set off a bomb (a Pentagon project). Sooo...being brilliant fellas, they put a suitable concrete plug attached to an identical chain in the behind of an elephant. The scientists fed the elephant for six months a diet of curried cabbage, peanut butter, and other flatulogenic materials. They then hanged a bunch of ripe bananas from the chain with one tethered strongly.

They then released the monkeys. They recorded the entire event from bunkers at 1 mile, 5 miles and 25 miles from the elephant.

The bunker at one and five miles were obliterated, but the scientist in the bunker at 25 miles survived the tidal wave of...crap, and the white hot ball of gas. After beng dug out and rescued, the bloke was laughing insanely, and had to be carted off to the looney bin. Two years later, his laughing had died down to a cackle and chuckle. His doctor asked him, "After the death of the elephant and 50 monkeys as well as the deaths of your group of researchers just what did you find so laughable?"

After wiping his eyes, and stifiling yet another burst of laughter he repled, "Well, after we set the monkeys loose, they all scattered except for three...they climbed up the ladder to the bananas we hung from the chain and tried to pull them off as we trained them to do." He started chuckling and snorting again, but the doctor interrupted, "So? What was so bloody funny?"

The scientist said, "When the cork came out, you should have seen the expression on the monkey's face!".