Curried Cabbage WB
or...who's got the guts
Saturday, May 23, 2009 by Uvah | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
In keeping with the finest of traditions I attribute to the great skinners of the WC community. I have but a single question. With all the jibe about curried cabbage what would a WB look like if someone would dare make one using the now infamous 'curried cabbage' as a theme. Any takers?
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Reply #442 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 4:53 AM
you surely mean a breath mint repository..........you'd need an....arsenal..... 
Reply #444 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:54 AM
Sawed-off double-barelled 14 gauge with three loads starkerbark-buckshot. Why three you ask......Oh Ho!......One to shoot the enraged elephant when he (it's a big 'bull') charges out of the crap pile intent on stomping you to mush. The second to send the green tinted monkeys scattering to the four winds and the third...well...that ones in case the Feds come swooping down out of the CDC to see what the 'stink' is all about. You aim it at them and yell......OUTGOING!.
(Not incoming as the incoming was directly responsible for the outgoing (barkerblast)).
Guarranteed they'll scatter just like the green tinted monkeys.
Reply #445 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 9:14 AM
..... you'll get in the US tomorrow.
Well, it did hit in Oregon....and I thought the all the 'smoke' was from the wild fires in my area! Now I know the reality of it all. I should have read this a while ago. Too late now....LOL
Reply #446 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 9:29 AM
And they don't ship flubbersuits to Oregon. (Something about getting past the smog down south). Not to worry though...they'll soon open a new distribution plant at the foot of Mt. Ranier. Providing of course Ranier holds back the 'Big Burp' long enough that is. Make sure you have the new and improved three mile thick solid duranium pleated double-coated interweaved (they come in designer colors) pull down blast doors installed correctly. If not.........
Reply #447 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 12:19 PM
HEY IMMY, long time no see!
Reply #448 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 1:53 PM
you mean something like this
Reply #449 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 2:20 PM
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Reply #450 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 3:12 PM
Not for Starkers. It would creat too much back pressure.
Reply #451 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 3:20 PM
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Fart-x is the answer to today’s busy lifestyles. Just as important as breath mints, our Three Stage Gas Filters protect you against impromptu intestinal gas expulsion during business and social gatherings. Only Fart-X stops odor at the source!
Unlike other products, Fart-X gives you three levels of protection.
1-Prefilter: absorbs moisture and minor leakage
2-Main filter: activated charcoal captures odors
3-Final filter: acts as a silencer
We are able to offer all that protection, packaged in a FDA approved, shatter resistant casing. At a comfortable 2.5” long by 0.5” in diameter, our filters fit most people.
Now you can pass gas whenever and wherever you want!
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-First dates
-Vegetarians
-Job interviews
-Business meetings
-Public transportation
Save yourself the embarrassment of passing wind in public and the cramps of keeping it in by ordering your Fart -X filter today.
I tried it....almost got killed by a duck hunter. 
Reply #452 Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:44 AM
Agreed... Fart-X would become a deadly projectile...something akin to a rocket propelled grenade.
Oooops! I shouldn't have said that!! Now NASA will want to come experiment with my colon coughs to see if they're capable of launching the shuttle.
Don't get me wrong, I've always wanted to be a part of the space program, and it'd be a privelege to help out, but I saw myself more as an 'out there' kinda guy than being stuck on the ground with head down and bum up.
Reply #453 Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:36 AM
Reply #454 Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:04 PM
You would do that to an innocent alien culture? Instant planetary pollution. Maybe it's happened before. You know they always show those aliens with squnted eyes and no noses.
Reply #455 Friday, August 14, 2009 12:05 PM
SCUBA: Starker's created uber barkers apperatus. Just incase he lands on a water planet.
Reply #456 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:05 AM
Did something blow up?? Did a starkerbark get loose? Where is everybody. Just curious.
Reply #457 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:27 AM
Butt...being in Oz, wouldn't that be head "up" and butt "down"? See...if you do it your way, this is the probable result:
This is far more than an Episto(colonic)mological concern, Cap'n!
Reply #458 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:28 AM
Take a look ^ above, Ed. Serious problems no matter what. One way or the other, someone's S.O.L., so to speak. 
Reply #459 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 12:18 PM
It's Starkers adding an atmosphere to the moon that no human will be able to breath.
Reply #460 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 12:45 PM
The idea is to pollute the moon so's aliens don't set up a base fron which to attack Earth. By creating a putrid atmosphere as thick as molasses I hope to ruin their plans and offset their offensive.
With a bit of luck the curried cabbage gas will nuetralise and moon's new atmosphere will be breathable in about a 1000 years... by which time mankind will have alternative means of defending Earth, and the moon will have become a holiday destination... except for bankers. company execs, lawyers and politicians.
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Reply #441 Wednesday, August 12, 2009 1:23 AM
As if a solitary mint suppository is gonna do the trick... and you ain't gonna get any volunteers to hang around long enough to apply a whole packet... or three.
It is a Curried Cabbage WB WIP thread... the farting is kept going purely for fun... as well as inspiration.