Hey! I resemble that!

OK....I think it sucks that irons have a "Permanent Press" setting, because as hard as I try....I don't get it.

It sucks when your day feels like reruns of the Days of our Lives.

It sucks when all you seem to accomplish is the same thing you did the day before.

It sucks when the bottom of the barrel starts looking good.

And...life in general just plain sucks!

It sucks when:

* you're peeing in two streams.... and both miss the bowl.

* you're taking a dump and somebody 'glad-wrapped' the bowl.

* you get caught short with the runs in 'spandex'... then realise you're still wearing bicycle clips.

* you're at the beach in speedos and have a fart with lumps in it.

* you have to provide a 'stool sample' and get it all over your hands while aiming it into the miniscule opening of the provided container.

It sucks when....

the first time you go to bed with the new person in your life you take off your underwear and throw them at the wall and they stick.

It sucks when:

* the new person in your life starts screaming out their own name during climax.

* the new person in your life agrees to sleep with you.... only if you put a bag over your head.

* the new person in your life puts a bag over their own head... just in case yours falls off.

Good ol' double-bagger!

It sucks when:

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast. Turns out it was made during the Renaissance.

You're trying to daydream, but your mind kept wandering.

It sucks when:

You can't come up with a thing that sucks.

When you reach 60 if you open your eyes in the moring and see the sun, nothing much can suck.  Now if that doesn't happen, well..............

It sucks when:

you order a faster DSL service from your ISP and while you're waiting for them to install it, the DSL you have gets slow as dial-up. Is it a clever ploy to make the "new" service seem faster when you finally get it?

It sucks when:

* You get upper abdomen/chest pains and spend all night (10.20pm - 11.45am the next day) at the hospital.

* It happens to be your birthday and ER won't chuck a party to celebrate it with you.

* They tell you that you most likely have gall and/or kidney stones.... but they feel more like boulders.

* They give you half a dozen morphine shots but its too busy fighting pain that you can't get high.

* They give you meds to take home.... and none of them are morphine.

* It's pissing down when you finally get outside and you get drenched getting to your ride.

Starkers, it DOES suck to have kidney stones. I had some on both sides at once and they were too big to pass so they knocked me out and blasted them to smithereens with a laser. Twice. I did get Vicodin to take home though.....

So if you have them I'm feelin' for ya!

And, it sucks to have your spellchecker make the word green and you can't get it to go away!

It sucks when:

You wake up in the middle of the night more than once to pee.

You just get comfortable all nice and snuggly and the alarm goes off.

Have wierd dreams that you wish you could remember because they were so cool.

Thanks muchly for that, MG, I appreciate the thought.

Yeah, it could be kindney stones as well, but given my symptoms, the medicos believe I have gall stones... and geez, they hurt like a bitch every time I eat something... anything.

Me thinks the curried cabbage b'day cake is off the agenda for this year, then.

It sucks when:

*you wake up more than once (twice) in the middle of the night to pee but only get up once.

* you just get comfortable all nice and snuggly... then realise it's after the second time you needed to pee.

* you have weird dreams you wish you could forget, but can't because the puddle in the bed is very real.

It sucks when:

* you pass a large kidney stone and it cracks the toilet bowl.

* you turn on running water to help you pee, and by the time you're done the bathroom has flooded.

* a female guest complains bitterly that there's no lock on the outhouse door... but rather than admit you can't afford one, you say: "So, who'd wanna pinch a bucket of shit, anyhow."

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It sucks when:

* my stomach is screaming in hunger like my throat's been cut, but every time I eat it upsets the apple cart and hurts like a bitch.

* it looks like I'll have another stint in the hospital... and entry to the nurses quarters is by an electronic key, which I don't have.

It sucks when:

A good friend is sick and you don't have his phone number to call him to cheer him up. 

It really sucks when your time online is limited so you can spend time being with friends to cheer 'em up. But not to worry too too much. There is much muchness here for you some this... some this... some this...[e digicons]:karma:[/e] [e digicons]:karma:[/e] [e digicons]:karma:[/e] little bit this... couple these...       sneak one these...after... throw in these guys and before ya know it.......a big smile cracks you face from ear to ear and you say....hi...lol

It sucks when your at work and your still forced to use ie6.

It sucks when you're so out of shape that creating a little old flower bed like this one I made today for my wife can kick my ass!!  Which it did! I am sore in places I didn't know I had places!!!

^^^^^^^ My wife would love that! Fantatsic work RedneckDude! I tip my hat to you good sir.    Hope you feel better.