Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Saturday, April 18, 2009 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
 
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider in formation.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never
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ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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Philly0381
Reply #1 Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:25 AM

At no time did anyone care enough to just ask the chicken. 

HG_Eliminator
Reply #2 Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:43 AM

His side of the road didnt have any Pizza.....

TYCUS
Reply #3 Sunday, April 19, 2009 2:49 AM

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

ಠ_ಠ ...

mickeko
Reply #4 Sunday, April 19, 2009 3:44 AM

Hamlet: To cross, or not to cross? There's no question about it... So there's something wrong with the scenario.

mrs_starkers
Reply #5 Sunday, April 19, 2009 3:49 AM

His side of the road didnt have any Pizza.....

Nah get it right, his side did'nt have any popcorn

superman
Reply #6 Sunday, April 19, 2009 4:20 AM

To eat my tiny brain.

2of3
Reply #7 Sunday, April 19, 2009 4:26 AM

7of9: Crossing the road is irrelevant.

Spock: Illogical

Kirk: phasers set to kill

 

 

superman
Reply #8 Sunday, April 19, 2009 5:02 AM

To Get to The Other Side Of The Road.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Click on VIEW EDITS to see more photos........

PS. - At last I got another use for 'view edits' button.

WebGizmos
Reply #9 Sunday, April 19, 2009 5:16 AM

To get away from the farmer!

RedneckDude
Reply #10 Sunday, April 19, 2009 5:38 AM

I guess as a RedneckDude, I'll have to tell you the real reason the chicken crossed the road.....It was to show the possum it could be done!  

Wizard1956
Reply #11 Sunday, April 19, 2009 5:59 AM

David Copperfield: Watch closely as I create the illusion of a chicken crossing the road.

Orson Welles:  NEWS FLASH...Chickens from Mars have invaded the Earth.One recently seen crossing the road.

Foghorn Leghorn: Anybody seen...I say anybody seen Miss Prissy? She was crossing the street......road that is.

superman
Reply #12 Sunday, April 19, 2009 6:07 AM

Press 'View Edits' To Read More Such Answers............

 

voidcore
Reply #13 Sunday, April 19, 2009 6:31 AM

WC Moderator: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see the chicken.
WC Moderator: We don't need to see the chicken.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the chickens you're looking for.
WC Moderator: These aren't the chickens we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: Chicken can go about his business.
WC Moderator: Chicken can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along. *whispers to himself... EPIC WIN!111!!11*
WC Moderator: Move along... move along.

starkers
Reply #14 Sunday, April 19, 2009 6:40 AM


BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

and certainly not if its name was Monica.

Wizard1956
Reply #15 Sunday, April 19, 2009 6:46 AM

Please open "Chicken Configuration",go to the Road Information tab and copy and paste the information here. You may need to update to the lastest Chicken version. It sounds like you are using an older version. Beware of bad drivers also.They have been known to cause problems with the Chicken.

DrJBHL
Reply #16 Sunday, April 19, 2009 7:13 AM

Run CCleaner or Revo Uninstaller on that Chicken Program that sucks cow patties. Reboot. Reinstall through Impulse. Renew data via the left sided Orb. Close.

Remove the harddisk and use as a frisbee.

雞過馬路獲得運行下來的感覺。

Nimbin
Reply #17 Sunday, April 19, 2009 8:55 AM

also install ChickenFX and Rightcluck, both eggcellent programs

mickeko
Reply #18 Sunday, April 19, 2009 9:06 AM

Hen mother: I *knew* I should have ordered that egg salad instead.

 

mrs_starkers
Reply #19 Sunday, April 19, 2009 10:27 AM

This also my help to understand why

or maybe this one  you choose

 

starkers
Reply #20 Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:22 PM

Bernie Madoff:  I don't care why, just so long as it has money to invest in one of my fraudulent pyramid schemes.

Good Cop: I'll slow the traffic to give it a chance to get to the other side.

Bad Cop: If I see it on any road in my jurisdiction, I'll give it a ticket for jay walking.

Colonel Sanders: Come here little chickie.. hehe, do I have plans for you.

Ronald McDonald: Hey little chickie, he'll put you in the deep fryier... I only need to wave you over our products for flavour and you can be on your merry way

Gordon Ramsay: For *bleep* sake, stop clucking around and get the *bleep* over here

 

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