Funny Valentines Day Poem
Sunday, February 15, 2009 by mikethedj4 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I know it's a little late, but I just got the email from my sister, and I thought I'd share, as it's pretty hilarious.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Reply #3 Monday, February 16, 2009 3:46 AM
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
LMAO!!!
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Reply #1 Sunday, February 15, 2009 7:15 AM
-- that is until I met your brother.
Do you love a brother!
BTW, Thanks for the laugh.