a hot wife.......

Mine falls into the category of --> POS

BUILT BY:

My specs:

A hard drive, yes, it is hard, hard to get the thing to stop that struggling, grinding sound, like a car, running out of gas.. in fact, on it's first boot, it took so long, that my OS had been discontinued by the time I actually got to see the screen

It has a power button, and also, a restart button, both are useless.. or as 'useful as an ashtray on a motorbike', they just don't work, so I never turn my PC off, unless hit by lightening ... actually it kinda turns itself off after that ,   besides, I can't unplug it, it's been in the wall that long it has become fossilzed.

D drive.. yes.. that wonderful burner.. let me tell you, the only thing I've ever burned with it, is my CPU   and toast.

The Tower looks like it was built by a PIMP it has this HUGE multi-colored circle thingy, not unlike a Disco Ball actually  , and it does nothing that I can see, except attract a huge amount of dust.. possibly Nintendo had something to do with it's making  but I keep a toothbrush handy to brush away the cobwebs, dead insects and what not... and are Towers usually made out of chipboard?  I actually wondered if this multi-colored thingy wasn't a bonus, a clone of the old 'Simon' game, but I couldn't find a button to click to try to match the light pattern

 I sometimes use it as a foot stool, but it's not up to par there either.. too thin.

My Monitor, wow, well my cat's love it, all 5 of them can fit on it at once, and one of my cat's weighs in at 13 kilo's, it's a little on the chunky side, the Monitor, well the cat too .. I managed to fit it in nicely after knocking out one of my walls.

I have a floppy drive.. I have no idea what it's for, because everytime I stick a slice of cheese into it, it keeps telling me my cheese is not formatted wtf?

It has a very powerful memory, I am proud to say I can run both NOTEPAD and WORD --> AT THE SAME TIME!!!

The sound system.. I dunno.. can't hear a bloody thing from it, EVER am I not sticking the jack in the correct ear?

All in all, I'd say mine tops yours, as my D drive holds a pretty decent sized cup of coffee ....... or it DID, before it broke.. must have been made by that plastic's company, masquerading under the guise of game cheating devices, 'MadCatz'

Very nice Very nice

well my machine out does everyones.

486DX 66Mhz running windows 3.11

12Mb Ram

200Mb Hard drive

Whats a video card?

16bit soundblaster sound card

a positive screamer (i scream at it every 5 minutes)

nah just kidding.

HA,windows 3.11,and I dont even think they make 12 megs of RAM anymore

Upgrade to this dude!!

HG_Eliminator has

A Commodore 64 (in the garage some where).

A Hot Wife.

A Fast Car.

Senility. (So I often misplace the first 3.)

I don't want what I do not have.

C'mon V, it's your Birthday buddy, shout yourself to a Commodore 64 mate

When I find it .. i'll prolly find the MRS as well.

This is what I get when I try to ring the place that sold me my POS

I have:

1. The HOTTEST wife.

2. 3 awesome children! (yes, she's hot after 3 kids! )

3. A desktop running Vista Ultimate x64, custom built by me with an Intel Core2 Quad, 2.4 Ghz, 4GB Ram, ... can't remember all the specs right off, but it's a true screamer! Oh yeah, and dual 22" monitors.

4. A Dell XPS 17" laptop, very similar to my desktop, only a Core2 Duo, 2.5Ghz.

5. A desktop running xp SP3, custom built by a friend with an AMD Athlon 64 x2, 2.01 Ghz, 1GB Ram.

6. A Super Nintendo. I still play Tecmo Superbowl and Super Mario Allstars.

Dude, I remember when I was a kid one time my dad bought a brand new 100Mb Hard drive and said "We'll never need anything more!" Now cell phones use more storage space!

Ok, then I have a hot girlfriend as well as a hot wife and a really big, hard... drive

Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.

....now where did I put that Sublime mp3?  It's gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the night for sure!

 Don't tell your girlfriend you got a wife!