TTDAY2K9 :year of the beserker

Thursday, January 8, 2009 by PoSmedley | Discussion: Community

 

And so it came to pass that in the year 2009 
a Thumper from the Order Of The Black Dragon 
would go rogue. He would break his blood oath  
and thump a troll before Troll Thumping Day. 
Because of this violation of the most sacred  
of laws handed down to thumpers for generations,  
a call would go up, uniting both man and troll. 
The search for the 'Beserker' would begin with a 
single clue he left behind. His family crest.

 

And word went out across the land
and Troll and man did harken
A beserker had revealed himself
and the very sun did darken
All stood breathless and in mourning
waiting for a sign
until a voice cried out 'No more!'
'Revenge for thee and thine!'
In the depths of Wicklow Mountain
man and Troll agreed
to forge a truce and to bring
the Beserker to his knees.

 

And so, with evidence in hand, a squad of man and troll 
was dispatched to bring in the Beserker.

 

 

 

 

 

All knew the crest upon the cross
left dangling at the scene
and guards were sent to the house
that bore that very seal
Confused he was, in manacles
the Beserker was brought forth
and presented with the evidence
in the hall of Tunga-Horth
'Twas not I!' he shrieked
"I've upheld me oath!'
'Framed I've been and framed I'll be
by the scoundrel Po!'

 

 

 

 

 

   




 

And on the Eve of Thumping Day there was an Inquisition. And into the Inquisition there came forth a witness, Zubaz The Mad. His words would condemn the Beserker forever. 

 

A Faerie of the Inquisition

was summoned to the hall

and brought with her the Book of Judgement

to be signed by one and all

She asked them all for a witness

and one pushed through the crowd

Zubaz the Mad had come forth

and to the Faerie bowed.

All rolled their eyes, Troll and Man,

for insane poor Zubaz be,

struck on the head as a child

he now chanted "It be I, be me!'

The Inquisitor did her best

to confirm what Zubaz saw

but he just pointed at poor Skinhit

and said 'I see, I see, I saw!'

Skinhit in defiance shrieked

'He can't even spell his name!'

Yet the Inquisitor had heard enough

and swift her judgement came.

"Your crest upon the cross,

your own brethren calls you out,

banished for a year to Nod

because you broke your vows!'

She raised a hand and all stood still

as Skinhit howled in fear,

as Zubaz shrieked "I saw, I see, be I, be me!"

and Skinhit disappeared.

 

 

 

  




 

What's this?!

 

With Skinhit banished off to Nod

for one year and a day

all began to leave the hall

for it was Thumping Day

As the last man made to leave

something caught his eye

His hand upon the book he layed

and read and realized.

He recalled Sir Skinhit's final words

"He can't even spell his name!"

Zubaz was the true Beserker

and they had erred in their blame

For the briefest of a moments moment

he thought to call them back

But instead he smiled and whispered softly

'I still hate you, Jack'

 

 

 

 

   




 

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Philly0381
Reply #1 Thursday, January 8, 2009 9:52 PM

I better get the Order Of The Black Dragon of my desktop quick, maybe change it to The Order Of The Stump.


vStyler
Reply #2 Thursday, January 8, 2009 10:18 PM

The site would be a different place without you Noah


Skinhit
Reply #3 Thursday, January 8, 2009 10:39 PM

Somehow I envision this "Beserker" as 1/2 me and 1/2 troll


sydneysiders
Reply #4 Thursday, January 8, 2009 10:49 PM

so...if you hand out thumpers for trolls.....do you hand out basookas for beserkers......?...


HG_Eliminator
Reply #5 Thursday, January 8, 2009 11:33 PM

HG_Eliminator is not sure who we whackin now.. trolls? berserkers? humans who go berzerk? trolling humans? net trolls? berzerk human net trolls?  

 

**runs off in a mad panic..**


PoSmedley
Reply #6 Thursday, January 8, 2009 11:54 PM

The site would be a different place without you Noah

*thinks maybe Brad and a few others have often thought the same thing


ZubaZ
Reply #7 Friday, January 9, 2009 7:55 AM

The site would be a different place without you Noah
*thinks maybe Brad and a few others have often thought the same thing
ZubaZ just keeps whistling


PoSmedley
Reply #8 Friday, January 9, 2009 8:05 AM

 

 

 

All knew the crest upon the cross
left dangling at the scene
and guards were sent to the house
that bore that very seal
Confused he was, in manacles
the Beserker was brought forth
and presented with the evidence
in the hall of Tunga-Horth
'Twas not I!' he shrieked
"I've upheld me oath!'
'Framed I've been and framed I'll be
by the scoundrel Po!'

  


DrJBHL
Reply #9 Friday, January 9, 2009 9:05 AM

So....like we're looking for Po's toothpaste (Crest)?


Philly0381
Reply #10 Friday, January 9, 2009 6:08 PM

Hmmm, so I wonder if the Beserker can be trusted to tell the truth?

Is Po' really a scroundrel?

What reasons would Po' have for framing the Bererker?

 


sydneysiders
Reply #11 Friday, January 9, 2009 8:52 PM

What reasons would Po' have for framing the Bererker?

 

yeah..... what reasons would Po' have for framing anyone.....   

 


teddybearcholla
Reply #12 Friday, January 9, 2009 9:01 PM

sydney!!!!

**runs off in a mad panic..**
  come back , we have and , thanks to Po!!!!   or is it  and Berserkers????????  


Tailsgirl
Reply #13 Saturday, January 10, 2009 5:16 AM

Hang on a sec, just gonna ram my head into a brick wall a few times    now it makes sense

__________________

Po, here's some motivation mate

 

Your highschool yearbook pic hehe, well you told me it was


HG_Eliminator
Reply #14 Saturday, January 10, 2009 5:23 AM

come back , we have

 

MMmmmm..

 ok ya lost me after was there more after it? 


Philly0381
Reply #15 Saturday, January 10, 2009 12:12 PM

B U M P


PoSmedley
Reply #16 Sunday, January 11, 2009 11:20 AM

There must be a trial.


Skinhit
Reply #17 Sunday, January 11, 2009 12:13 PM

I'd better get a lawyer


theAVMAN
Reply #18 Sunday, January 11, 2009 1:16 PM

A little something I am working on!


ZubaZ
Reply #19 Sunday, January 11, 2009 1:36 PM

That's sweet Harley!


theAVMAN
Reply #20 Sunday, January 11, 2009 3:31 PM

That's sweet Harley!

Thanks Zubaz!!!


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