TTDAY2K9 :year of the beserker
Thursday, January 8, 2009 by PoSmedley | Discussion: Community
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And so it came to pass that in the year 2009
And word went out across the land |
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And so, with evidence in hand, a squad of man and troll
All knew the crest upon the cross
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And on the Eve of Thumping Day there was an Inquisition. And into the Inquisition there came forth a witness, Zubaz The Mad. His words would condemn the Beserker forever.
A Faerie of the Inquisition was summoned to the hall and brought with her the Book of Judgement to be signed by one and all She asked them all for a witness and one pushed through the crowd Zubaz the Mad had come forth and to the Faerie bowed. All rolled their eyes, Troll and Man, for insane poor Zubaz be, struck on the head as a child he now chanted "It be I, be me!' The Inquisitor did her best to confirm what Zubaz saw but he just pointed at poor Skinhit and said 'I see, I see, I saw!' Skinhit in defiance shrieked 'He can't even spell his name!' Yet the Inquisitor had heard enough and swift her judgement came. "Your crest upon the cross, your own brethren calls you out, banished for a year to Nod because you broke your vows!' She raised a hand and all stood still as Skinhit howled in fear, as Zubaz shrieked "I saw, I see, be I, be me!" and Skinhit disappeared.
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What's this?!
With Skinhit banished off to Nod for one year and a day all began to leave the hall for it was Thumping Day As the last man made to leave something caught his eye His hand upon the book he layed and read and realized. He recalled Sir Skinhit's final words "He can't even spell his name!" Zubaz was the true Beserker and they had erred in their blame For the briefest of a moments moment he thought to call them back But instead he smiled and whispered softly 'I still hate you, Jack'
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Reply #102 Saturday, January 31, 2009 1:54 PM
It's just a terrible shame that the work of "Bard" is no longer a financially sustainable career, Po, because it truly is your life's calling. I bow to your skills. 
Reply #103 Saturday, January 31, 2009 1:55 PM
I am sorry for my absence at the Inquisition I was still making repairs in the villages.Now cold ,tired and hungry I look for shelter warmth and food!
Reply #104 Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:03 PM
Say it...sayyyy it....
Reply #106 Saturday, January 31, 2009 3:29 PM
When it comes I will be in hiding!LOL Not really I'll probably be at front of the line you know 1st accused!
Reply #108 Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:38 PM
That's what I like about crazy folk...there always so happy.
Reply #110 Sunday, February 1, 2009 9:39 PM
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What's this?!
With Skinhit banished off to Nod for one year and a day all began to leave the hall for it was Thumping Day As the last man made to leave something caught his eye His hand upon the book he layed and read and realized. He recalled Sir Skinhit's final words "He can't even spell his name!" Zubaz was the true Beserker and they had erred in their blame For the briefest of a moments moment he thought to call them back But instead he smiled and whispered softly 'I still hate you, Jack'
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mwahahahahahahhahhaha *gak hahahahahaha
mydominos ar biggurtan urdominooooooos
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Reply #101 Saturday, January 31, 2009 1:52 PM
Oh No the Inquisition!