Pigs might actually fly!
Saturday, December 6, 2008 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
It would seem pigs in Ireland have been taking a 'banned substance'. Though they may not actually fly, they maybe a little 'high'... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7769391.stm
I prefer Danish anyway 
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Reply #2 Saturday, December 6, 2008 8:20 PM
oops!!! So many foods contaminated with something now a days!!!
I prefer *local ham*!!
Reply #3 Saturday, December 6, 2008 9:59 PM
I don't know about pigs high on drugs/chemical agents, but the pigs where I used to live in Devon England were often falling down drunk for around two weeks of the year. Yeah, our local pig farmer used to keep his pigs in cider apple orchards (supplying cider producers being the 2nd bow to his fiddle) and the pigs would eat the over-ripe apples that had fallen from the trees and fermented in the summer sun.
Yup, they were pretty smart pigs! They wouldn't eat the fallen apples straight away, but instead would leave them laying on the ground for a few weeks until they were fermented before eating them, thus resulting in several drunken pigs. There wasn't a lot to do in a village of around 800 - 900, entertainment wise, so we made our own... and each year my mates and I would make our annual pilgimage to the piggery to sit on the apple orchards stone walls and watch the drunken pigs for laughs. One, however, did not dare go into the orchard as the pigs could get quite aggressive, one old boar in particular, because it was seen as a threat to their grog supply.
Ah, the good old days... drunken pigs and scrumpy.
Reply #4 Sunday, December 7, 2008 3:49 AM
You can't blame an honest pig for liking his scrumpy. Ouuu arrr...
Reply #5 Sunday, December 7, 2008 4:34 AM
Ouuu arrr. ye be right there... didn' mind a drop or six uv scrumpy meself, not that I wur s'posed ter 'ave bin in tha pub at 16, though. But then us Westcountry boys wur knowed fer our free spirited ways... in the 'aystacks as well as the pubs. 
Reply #7 Sunday, December 7, 2008 5:47 AM
Hey, Tailsgirl, that looks just like one of the pigs I saw after a night on the scrumpy... as I recall, it was buzzing around the ear of a pink elephant and asking for a date. 
Reply #10 Sunday, December 7, 2008 11:39 AM
Hi, my name is Ed and I'm a meataholic. It all started when I used to ask my father questions and he would answer "is a pigs ass pork", well I just had to find out and here I am, addicted. Not just pigs ass but whole hog, right down to hot dogs and balongne, and we all know what they put in those.
So if pigs can fly they better have a hunting season for them. God I hope they don't travel in flocks!
I think they might Ed 
Reply #12 Sunday, December 7, 2008 6:00 PM
Thanks, Michael 
Snowman giggles
Reply #14 Sunday, December 7, 2008 11:01 PM
When I was a kid I saw this boar giving a sow a good old fashioned rodgering... as boars do, and when I asked my dad what they were doing, he replied with a wry smile on his face: "Makin' bacon, son, makin' bacon."
Reply #15 Sunday, December 7, 2008 11:05 PM
If pigs start flying here in Illinois,I'm going to need a bigger hat.
Reply #16 Monday, December 8, 2008 1:16 AM
What, to act as an umbrella... or to catch 'it' in???
Yeah, I can see it now, there's the Wiz in his pointy hat, and going for a stroll down the street when someone approaches him to ask: "Why are you walking around with a pointy hat that's got a big pig turd stuck to the top of it?????"
"Um, 
I dunno, beats me!!"
Reply #17 Monday, December 8, 2008 1:32 AM
Maybe I should switch to a beanie,the propeller would blow it away.(unless I put the dumb thing in reverse)
Reply #18 Monday, December 8, 2008 4:10 AM
That's unlikey to be popular with anyone in close proximity... pig poo is quite weighy and would fall into the blades, thus flinging it off in all directions and covering all in its path with a turd tunic. Alternatively, if you put it in reverse, you'll be eating bowel burgers 'til the cows come home.
Reply #19 Monday, December 8, 2008 4:34 AM
Perhaps you need a slurry with a fringe on top...
Reply #20 Monday, December 8, 2008 8:32 AM
Ah, but wouldn't the fringe retain bits... like a beard does with Oriental soups 
The ideal protection against flying pig poo would be a hat shaped like a pyramid, but made out of glass... so you can see the pigs coming, where they've been (don't wanna step in anything) and where you're going.
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Reply #1 Saturday, December 6, 2008 8:18 PM
Hi Fuzzy! Don't know if Dioxin makes 'em feel high, or just causes cancer. Either way, mate I'll skip the pork. Thanx for the info and damned glad to see you posting under a non-Hellenic 'nick'.