Pigs might actually fly!
Saturday, December 6, 2008 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
It would seem pigs in Ireland have been taking a 'banned substance'. Though they may not actually fly, they maybe a little 'high'... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7769391.stm
I prefer Danish anyway 
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Reply #22 Tuesday, December 9, 2008 1:55 PM
I would prefer that the little piggies that went to market did not fly over my cars windshield! 
Those swine.
Reply #24 Tuesday, December 9, 2008 5:37 PM
Hehe, and when they do... you suddenly remember that you took out the windshield for drycleaning. 
Reply #25 Saturday, December 13, 2008 11:48 AM
So I was just makin' bacon a little while ago (take it as you will) and thought of this thread. I figured Starkers had to be doing something with the little porkers.
Reply #26 Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:05 PM
Now that you mention it, I had pork sausages with my curried cabbage for dinner last night... and I made for extra certain shure they didn't come from Ireland. Yup, I asked the butcher where the porkers came from and he assured me that they squealed in an Aussie accent prior to going to the abbatoir.
Ya know, as a wee kid I knew that ire stood for anger - cos my mother frequently told me that I'd raised her ire when I didn't go outside to drop a curried cabbage bark, and she shure looked angry - so I always thought Ireland was full of angry people. 
Reply #28 Sunday, December 14, 2008 4:30 PM
Why wouldn't they be if everyone is dropping cabbage barkers?
Reply #29 Sunday, December 14, 2008 6:20 PM
If the pigs migrated like the geese,would they be Canadian bacon when they headed North
If you convinced a pig that flying was a fantasy would he be a cured ham
I ponder these things(and keep one eye skyward)
Reply #31 Sunday, December 14, 2008 10:27 PM
Now that's an alias that could come in very handy... all I'd have to do is don my pigskin loincloth and I wouldn't be 'starkers' any more.
Now that's asking for trouble... especially if it's your good eye.
Reply #32 Sunday, December 14, 2008 10:40 PM
And it's such a small country, too.... it's no wonder, then, why they wanted the British out... being curried cabbage has, like almost become a national dish since the opening of so many Indian restaraunts across the land.
Hmmmm! Me thinks this belongs in the conspiracy thread... cos it's obvious the Indians have conspired to make the Poms so smelly that they're kicked out of the UN and no longer have an international voice... er, bark.
Reply #34 Monday, December 15, 2008 8:57 AM
starkers version would have a different exit point for the flames
Reply #36 Monday, December 15, 2008 10:22 AM
But then the ham would be over cooked wouldn't it?
Reply #37 Monday, December 15, 2008 12:07 PM
The exhaust would smell like.....breakfast.
Reply #39 Monday, December 15, 2008 11:23 PM
starkers version would have a different exit point for the flames
Ah, but what you can't see in that pic is the gas transfer hose to the jet pack, thus reducing ringburn and the smell of burning hair... which reminds me....
Two spinsters were or their way to the desperate and dateless ball and had to walk past a tannery specialising in pig leather...
"Can you smell burning Hair?" asks one of the other.
"I sure can," replies the other: "do you think maybe we're walking a little TOO fast?" 
The exhaust would smell like.....breakfast.
WOW that would be an improvement
Now that would depend on what the pig had for breakfast...
and where you're standing at the time. 
Reply #40 Tuesday, December 16, 2008 1:21 PM
MMM pigs that fly in pre-cooked... look at how flames is touching that pig's rump!
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Reply #21 Tuesday, December 9, 2008 1:40 PM
It would be more eco-friendly if they flew to market instead of having to truck the little buggers.