Well of course there are flames, he would look stupid with a propeller.

Pre-cooked or pre-sliced?

Oh, pre-sliced would be kind of cruel.

I thought Vulcans didn't eat meat...hmmm.

One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me sir, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?"  
"Well," said the farmer, "that there pig is very special. One time my wife was cooking something she stepped out of the kitchen and it caught on fire. No one in the house knew about it but the pig and he saved me, my wife, and my 2 kids."  
"That's amazing sir but why does that pig only have three legs?" said the man.  
"Then there was that time the pig saw a big storm coming and we didn't. The pig ran into the house and dragged us out to the storm cellar. If it weren't for that pig we would all be dead."  
"But still, that doesn't explain why the pig only has 3 legs." "And I remember the time my youngest son was stuck up in a tree but I was too far away to hear him scream. The pig came running towards me and led me to where he was."  
"Well, that is miracle but how come that pig only has 3 legs?" the man said quite annoyed at this point.  
"Well," said the farmer, "with a pig that special... you have to eat 'em real slow."

It might look stupid, but it'd be practical... cooling for his custom tailored farts and double calibrated, fuel injected arse.

He got my name wrong, but.....

Pigs butt sounds so bad, but............

What's left over.  Snout, ears and other unmentionables.............

YUMMY!

Ah, so that's why the last batch of pork sausages tasted a little salty.

Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart.

"Two dogs, please," she says.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously,

"What part did you get?"

  Yummy lol

I know someone who has eaten dog.. chinese smoked hairless dog, apparently a delicacy, yikes, what next, kitten soup?

Hmmmm shetland pony on toast!

Roo stew?  Koala cakes?  Taipan on toast?

Just as well we're not back in the days of hunter, gatherers and have to catch our own dinner... them critters have one heck of a bite and dinner would be the least of yer wurries.

And then there was the bloke who ate a python pie and died of a' strangulated' bowel.

Hell yeah, Taipan = Deadliest land snake in the world   and it just HAD to be from our country starkers

There are some who would argue the trouser snake = the deadliest snake in the World: one bite = 9 months sickness.

  starkers!! how RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovin it

Me, Rude... I'm just repeating what I've heard a lot of women say... tho I don't think too many were complaining.

LMAO!!!!!!!   You should have a  sign outside your house

Pigs can't fly of their own. They don't have wings....

But if u eat toxic pigs of coz u can fly to....... guess..

so dont eat them.......

Sometimes I think these pigs and poultry have devised a way to survive... bird flu, toxins.. at least these will cause a fear among humans... and even if they get killed they would have murdered the end killer...

I am a pure vegetarian and i never eat animals..

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And its a lie.......

hehe Well aren't you a glass half full

Yeah, Im not fond of ingesting anything that had parents

Don't need one of those anymore.... more like, BEWARE OF GAS CLOUDS... and put some gas masks outside the front door.  Anyone who comes in the back door can take their chances.

But they parachute just nicely.  Just take em' up in a plane and yell BACON... they jump.