Doc makes some popcorn and sits back:

Made me laugh!

I LOVE #3

#8 nees to be banished. I can't believe Jafo hasn't sent you a PM telling you either burn it or put a fig leaf on it. I'M embaressed for ME when I see that.

i hate you

U 2

Umm.. who is that guy?

Why that's none other than the World Famous bitch I slapped Po' Smedley

Careful Angus I have a photo of you...

hehehe An interesting side to you Po

Uh Oh!

Angus...you can't stir it without some of the.....aroma....wafting your way! 

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." 

They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion." So the two ladies took their sign down and took off. 

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read... 

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER...$50.00."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJdEFf_Qg4

A husband and wife are shopping in Costco's when the man
> picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it into the shopping
> cart.
>
>           "What do you think you're doing?"
> asks the wife."They're on sale today, only $10 for
> 24 cans" he says.
>
>           "Put them back. We can't afford
> it." says the wife and they continue shopping.
>
>           A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar
> of face cream and puts it into the shopping cart.
>
>           "What do you think you're doing?"
> asks the man.
>           "It's my face cream. It makes me look
> beautiful." she says.
>
>           The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF
> BUDWEISER BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!"

To escape from a torrential downpour, a man knocks on a stranger's door and asks if he can come in and wait out the storm.  "Sure, come on in" says the homeowner.  The traveller asks if it's ok if he smokes and if so, can he have a light.  The homeowner says "Sure, go ahead, there's a lighter in that box over there."  The guy opens the box and see's the biggest lighter he's ever seen.  He say "Where'd you get such a big lighter?"  The homeowner says, "Take a look at this" and proceeds to hand him an old bottle.  The guy opens it and an ancient Geenie pops out.  The Geenie says, "Since you let me out, I'll grant you one wish."  The guy says "I want a million bucks."  The Geenie says "DONE!" and disappears.  All of a sudden, the house is filled with quacking and feathers flying everywhere.  The guys says to the homeowner, "I said a million bucks not ducks!"  And the homeowner says, "Well, you don't think I asked for a twelve inch Bic do you?"

 Earl & Jane After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple, Earl  & Jane, was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.  It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.  He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.  Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.  As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful.  Why did you stop?"  "I found the remote," he mumbled.

Ooooh Angus...

At least you got the one before I gained 50 pounds......bitch.

I dunno, Angus, I'm still having problems believing you actually wore that swimsuit on a Florida beach.