Hilarious sense of humour more like it. Always runnin Hot,and Passion to spare.      Took your advice and put on something more comfortable.     A plump Adonis is Hot.                Guess what color it is

So glad to hear your inhibitions departed when you discovered that singing soprano was no longer a career choice, but do you honsetly think they gonna let you start another (probably XXX-Rated) thread about your exploits as a wannabe gigolo??  And what would you entitle it... this XXX-Rated thread: "The Happy Gigolo" by Uvahviera Hollander???

Just curious here... would this by any chance be advertising, like serving as temptation for all those chicky babes who left squeamish behind in grade 8???  Just wondering, cos that's what I'd do... if I could afford the Viagra, that is.

Phew, that's a relief... that it's NOT for my (plump, breaking down in places all over) body.  

Yeah, that's a major disappointment even to me, and I wouldn't want to go disappointing you now, would I??

I am curious, however!  This love affair we've got going on here, I hope it's not just because I'm half-way around the World and can keep my 'barks' to myself???  Like, um, if I was right next door, would you pop over for a quicky coffee, only if you had a gas mask and a straw... or would you just steer clear to avoid being overcome by fumes instead of my charm???

Um, let me see!  See-thru pink to show your femininity?  See-thru red cos you're feeling a little wikkid?  See-thru black cos it's your fav colour... or a pinky-purple towelling nightie with STOP signs front and back to prevent lecherous old farts like me from getting any kinky ideas????

Actually light blue silk nighty. I know more boring than you thought aye

But it is knee high with 2 little strings always trying to slip off my shoulder...

Or could it be that it's more racy than I thought?

Yeah, I think so.  Perhaps I should look the other way, then??

Wouldn't want it to slip down altogether, now would we?  

I'm just an innocent bystander lookin' to make sense of the world. That it doesn't make any isn't my fault. I didn't tell the hot chickie babes to do what they done. It's all on them. Besides...they got canceled due to lack of interest because the dingos said they were too skinny. The kangaroos said they couldn't jump. The wallabes said they smelled funny and the platypus could figure 'em out citing too many bumps in the wrong places. Each of them sent me an e-mail complaining about the lack of silky translucent gauze-like 12 inches above the knee type fur they're used to seeing without the straps. I told them to stop smokin' that funny stuff. But do you think they'd listen?

Do you care if anyone listens?

No but sometimes you get lucky and someone does then you get all flustered and stuff and before ya know it...BAM!   some herky jerk slaps ya upside the head with the proverbial two-by-four and then what ya gonna do

Could that be because you had glassy eyes, wafted of wacky weed and didn't come across as being too serious about the detrimental effects of using prohibited drugs at the time?  I mean, do you honestly believe they believed you when you said: "If you don't smoke it I wont!" ????

More to the point, do I care if nobody talks... and if they don't, do I care what they're NOT saying?? 

It's don't smoke...don't inhale. Back in the day there was Columbian red and gold, Hawiian blonde and other good flavors. Those hot chickies'd give ya tumble to write home about not to mention put your brain in nevernever land someplace. The point being that if you didn't who cared if you did who cared anyway. That and a good cup of Maxwell House Bold and you're good to go. Where did all those good 'ole days go?? Hmph!

Isn't that a 'Clintonism"?

Didn't they stay put... so we'd know wher e to find 'em" 

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, isn't it?

Unless its Cuban?

And if Bill Clinton did not, I repeat, did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, what did he have?

And just what was that stain?

what do they claim it is?

That stain was the frosting on the cake!

Didn't you hear that Clinton sneezed while eating a cream donut, and his dentures made it?

Thing is, do we believe that?

Personally, I think is was something else.... something suggestive of navy and 'sailors', what say you?

Are you trying to say Clinton had his cake and ate it too, using an analogy??

Or put another way, he was playing hide the sausage but not making sausage rolls?

His cake wasn't the only thing he ate, was it?

Crow, wasn't it?

Another Clintonism......"It depends on what your definition of IS is..."

He had his version of a vanilla slurpee. The slob!

Would that be considered 'point blank' range?

Now you wouldn't be suggesting Bill fires blanks, would yer?

And if so, was Chelsea named so because she was conceived at the renowned flower show amongst the tulips.

Hmmmm, maybe that's why Tiny Tim tiptoed a lot?