The hot chicky babe says she'll be there in two shakes with nursin' abilities.

The luke warm chicky babe says she'll be right there without some nursin' abilities.

And the frigid old maid with a zimmer frame and a tube of linament says...quote..."It ain't linament see". She holds up the tube and there's two letters big and bold, K-Y. "In case the hot chicky babes get adventurous during the kissing it all better phase"...unquote.

Does it help some?                               <Maybe they'll do this too.

If I was there I'd kiss it to make it all better.   A three hour cramp, you must have climbed the walls. I believe some vitamin C would help you out there.....and soft,warm hands. Feelin better

If you were here..................... I'd let you.  

Uh-oh!     She might be in Tassie, but do you think my missus will see this?   

Yup!  Now do you think you could start rubbing where the cramp's situated???   It's, um, getting stiff!!!

Oh, and BTW, Uvah, like how far out is that old maid?   Hope she's really, really old, a strict disciplinarian and bringing a fire extinguisher (and/or a cold spoon) as well as the KY... cos IROKONESS beat them hot chicky babes to the punch, and her soft warm hands have me feeling all hot under the collar, would you believe???

Only to glad to raise you spirits, anytime starkers. Have you elavated your leg   If it's still sensitive this will help calm it down. (keep it warm)

Thanks, you're a real darling

Um, didn't you, um, already elevate... um, it???

After those lovely warm hands and that lovely massage, could it be anything but warm... other than hot??? 

Oooh, I am awful, but you like me. 

Oh well...so much for the whips and chains. I called her and she was most apoplexed. She's gettin' in touch with the two hot chickies who're still on the road to Oz. They called her and said they got waylaid by two kangaroos, seven wallabees, a platypus and nineteen dingos. They said that despite the fact that they got...um...boinked they still managed to save the K-Y. So hang in there dude. And IROKONESS...keep starkers busy sos he won't notice the hot chickies limping up the road with a...um...following. Feel better guy

 Definitely like you....and darned if it didn't warm up over here to starkers.

Could it be this summertime weather                                  (nope)

 um guys what happened to

question with a question 

what am i to do with you guys

so easily sidetracked

what did happen to it?

Ummmm.......I dunno

It's all starkers fault...

It's all IROKONESS' fault...

It's all Jafo's fault...

It's all Po's fault...

It's all Sydney's fault...

It's all them's fault. I didn't do nuttin'. I are innocent I tell ya...innocent. A little bit...just this much...Oh alright already. It was starkers what done it. Him put us all up to it. Right IROKONESS...starkers putted us up to it

What's the question again

does anyone care?

Good question. Shall we go find out?

Who's on second

Uh, isn't it a bit late for that... being the chicky babes stopped to get boinked?

Like saved... or what they managed to squeeze back into the tube??

Now would they be arriving with their kinky menagerie as well?

Now is that for my sharp wit and brilliant mind; my warm personality and lovable nature; my money and extravegant lifestyle...

...or my (plump but Adonis-like) body?

Could it be you could use some better ventilation... maybe unbutton your blouse a little and loosen your collar??

Or time to slip into something more comfortable and a little cooler???

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And how exactly... is, um, my daydreaming... er, fantasizing making you misbehave?

It's all according to content not context. Not what's inside as opposed to what it's about because fantasizing can lead to the most amazingly controversial innuendo type tomfoolery and yes it can make peoples misbehave because fantasizing presupposes a person's desire to see the world not through the eyes of reality based nonsensical stuff but through the eyes of wannabe daydreamer types that may or not be in the market for who knows what kind of dreamy type stuff that may or may not come to mind in the process of stipulationally aggrandized pleasure nodes that tie into but not out of being comfortably numbed up. Does that answer you query?

Nope!  Not at all!  It comes back to that age old question if somebody put their hand in a fire, would you?  Well it's the same thing here,

I mean, if my mind's in the gutter, do you have to hop in and float down right on down there with me? 

I'm not saying like my mind wos in the gutter of anything (not denying it, either ) but you get my point, right?  Controversial innuendo type tomfoolery or not, where's your self control, man?  All those lessons your mother taught you about not talking girl and weenie related stuff to people you've never met, total strangers, even...they all fly out the window with your inhibitions, did they?

Now I suggest you take a firm grip of yourself (no, no, no NO, not like that ) and and perhaps take up some meditative yoga to help calm those nonsensical desires, don't ya think???  I mean, ya don't wanna end up in a strait jacket, do yer?

     Nope 'cause then I'd have to make like Mel Gibson and dislocate my shoulder then swim up to the top of the ocean while the sharks and giant squids and sperm, don't say it, whales try to eat me all up and then where would I be if not in somebody elses version of Cap'n Nemo goes does Dallas or some such.

     Oh no no no...my inhibited self went south when puberty struck and I learned what girls were for and that......well that's another thread altogether and not one for the squeamish types that inhabit starkerbarker space after the toxins drained all out and settled in some uppity dipples underpants with subcutaneous skidmarks running down his/her legs and into very stiff socks that are screamin' to get off up and out to the nearest laundry mat sos they can get de-morgrified and...and...well you know how it is so after all the firm grippin' gutterstompin' meditative nonsensical tomfoolery yoga twistin' talkin' girlie weenie related...

     ...whew (pause to catch breath) controversial innuendo type magnaminous desires......pretty cool huh......floating off to who knows where where IT can hide and be not seen too too muchly because of the fog that lies just inside his/her event horizon right next door to the naked singularity?