How come I gotta answer my own question(s) with a question???

Like, is there a question holiday I don't know about??

If so, why wasn't I told?

But more importantly, in these hard economic times, what are you people doiing taking the day off?

Because you got there first

It's called un-questionaphobicolonoscopicallyappersdolikamitism

Because you got there after the fact

I dunno

How do you know I was here first?  Others may have been here but didn't say anything because they thought our hearing aids were turned off, perhaps?

Is that anything like spending Lent in hospital awaiting surgery to have questions removed because you accidentally swallowed them???

Ah, but what if I was here before the fact but had to take a toilet break just prior to the announcement?

So if you dunno, who's gonna tell me so we both know??

More importantly, however, wouldn't there have been some kind of impropriety going on if you took a holiday day off but didn't know what the holidat was about/for?

Words too big for mine face and they come out funny

Holidays come in surprise packages when you least expect it

Entering after the fact is the same as coming before it becomes after    

Like leaving unsaid what was undone yesterday because you dunno what it was to begin with     

I am not on vacation

I'm answerin' my own questions

Bad enough I talk to myself normally now I gots to do it here

This is absolutely out-ragee-ass.

KABLAAAMM!!!

I sent you a Brooklyn Bark. How's that grab ya

If you were on vacation, don't you think you'd have a drink with an umbrella in it?

Did you know that answering your own questions is the second sign of madness?

That talking to yourself is the first, but do you have the third sign as well... arguing back??

Ever have a Brooklyn Bark singe your short n' curlies? 

no can't say that i have

have you? of course you have

And do you have the fourth sign of madness Getting an answer

An why is answer spelled with a double-u   It's not pronounced ans-swer.

I take out the umbrella 'cause it gets stuck on the way down.  

 Ever have one melt the asphalt under your sneakers and fuse them together

At the same frying an egg on the sidewalk as it passes over

Aw c'mon, do you really expect us to believe that you never ever peeled off a scorcher???

Perhaps... but more importantly, is putting me back in the spotlight to draw attention way from your own bottom bellringers?

Have you been eavesdropping again?

Would it have been better if they had decided to spell it with a U instead... ansuer???

Would this be a question based on personal experience, given your recent indulgences at Burger King?

Belly bombers and tummy rumblers aside

Getting first to the coffee before it gets so old it gets up and walks away

Based on personal experience  That would have been true were it White Castle. Now there was a brain fart in the makng. Thinking of going there after tossing back an ale or two or three    

Very colorful leavings as everyone upchucks who they had for dinner...breakfast...lunch...in the backyard...in the kitchen... in the bath...on the dining room table...in the foyer. A lot of stuff at them all night wing dings back in the day eh what       

Like, how can you put those aside when they start inside and eventually force their odious and toxic way outside?

Or would that be getting there before they're down to the dregs, where lumps and other anomolies are found?

Cos an ale or six or twelve would make the walk around the corner decidedly more difficult?

Back in the day, weren't those wing-dings called dru-morgies... cos of all the sex, drugs and rock n' roll???

... on the outside to wreck havoc on the masses

...where the dregs are up and running for cover 'cause the barks are loose

...difficulty cornering 'cause even the straightaways are bent

...and back in the day it was called sex, drugs and rock and roll 'cause dru-morgies hadn't been invented yet.

What's a dru-morgie

That's an orgy with drugs and music thrown in to compliment/enhance the sex.

Ever been to one??? 

I was on my way to one once, but I lost my way, didn't I, ended knocking on the wrong door and winding up at a Bible study instead.

Oh, and while I'm here, anyone else miss IROKONESS coming in here with her inimitable charm, sass and perceptive inquisitiveness?

And should we start a petition to get her to come back?

Question with a question isn't the same without her, is it?

Did I see someone mention my name?   Been super busy, lease renewals,etc. Little time....But I do drop by everyday. Otherwise what kind of Wincustomize subscriber would I be

A very busy one?

A busy one indeed. But Sunday is a day of rest, am I right

Or was it an echo rebounding off your nick?

Anyway, 'tis good to see you back in here, bringing us some cheer and sassy questions.

And tittilating ans(w)ers to wile away the humdrums of a Monday morn

Welcoming back all the lost souls what got whomped by a passing starkerbark    

Where in all likelyhood spinning cabbage heads are required to sign up on and along the dotted line lest their spin become monotonous    

And a good Monday morning to all the folks at WC Curried Cabbage LLC, INK, INC, LTD, CORP and then some.   

Do you really want to encourage my absence like that