Is this the start of a new trend

Or is it the continuation of an oldie but goodie?

Maury Povich and the Stinger Dude for sure but lets not forget the Milk Man, the Mail Man, the Cable Guy. The dude what comes to fix the washer after the load that's been in it for three months starts growing babies and they're complaining because they're still waitin' on the fabric softener. You'd think they'd get a handle on this sorta thing already. So go ahead...make the app. Then send the proceeds to Fashizzle.IT.Up.UrBum.Bark@Frieda's.Org. Okay

BTW......please don't click on it......I have no idea where it'll go

Hehe, not game to after last time and getting Frogboy's personal page.  Knowing my luck, I'd end up at the White House or some top secret military site and have the CIA, NSA, FBI and FUKU on my doorstep.  Or I'd end up inadvertantly accessing George W Bush''s autobiography, "How I Exaggerated Iraqi WMD's and Deceived the World", and still end up with the CIA, NSA, FBI and FUKME on my doorstep.

Come to think of it, which I do, ever see a fleet of black vans pull up in your street and dread a knock at the door by men in black suits and sunglasses cos you saw a inadvertantly UFO the gov't was secretly testing???  Or worse still, having your front and back doors kicked in cos you are suspected of having a secret tape proving GWB lied about the WMD's??/

And while we're on the subject of Maury Povich, ever been that busy that you want to go on his show to hear: "You're NOT the father!!"?  And who thinks it'd be a great twist on the theme to have shows dedicated to: "You are NOT the Mother" ???

     I just realized...it's not Stinger but Singer...my bad. But...who cares. He gets his jollies by enticing his guests to violence on the set so his ratings stay up there. Can you imagine the controversy not to mention the pain a mom would feel when she finds out her baby is not hers. It has happened when once or twice babes were switched at birth. Once by accident and once deliberately. I think both Singer and Povich would need very strong shields to protect themselves. There is no more dangerous a creature than a mother in defense of her young.

     And then came the UFO's. I love this stuff. Roswell was no accident. Maybe the crash was but not the vehicle that did the crashing. Area 51 where all those 'supposed' or 'alleged' UFO's are said to visit...wellll...it kinda goes like this. The controversy surrounding UFO's plays into Uncle Sam's hands to keep the focus on what may be and off of what is. Think about the recent advances in technology. Think about a branch of North American Rockwell called the Skunk Works. The U-2 was created there. So was the YF-12A and SR-71. Only the SR-71 still flies as the YF-12A was canceled as too costly to maintain. Aurora was created there as well but you hear nothing about this bird. Here's some food for thought.

     In 1943 Nazi Germany developed, tested and flew albeit briefly an aircraft without wings, tail section or standard fuselage. It was circular in design and wholly unstable in flight. The U.S. captured this vehicle and dubbed it the flying pancake. After some mods to the airframe it was made to fly and quite well at that. Point is the more the government keeps the populace in the dark by misdirection and false information the more it is free to pursue it's own agenda at our expense. When did I get sidetracked    

OK, I can't stands it no more. It's Springer, Jerry Springer......                                                                                 And doesn't he have a pole dancer to

     Stinger...Singer...Springer...what's the diff. Between him and the rest of those motley dildo brains they still can't get a headache together. Maybe we should turn them all into toxic dog doo...sprinkle in a few bankers...a couple republicans and a democrat or two...maybe a CEO and load 'em all into a 150 mm howitzerbark and blow 'em to the far side of nowhere.

Is that good

Yup Uvah that's a big step in the right direction. Sort of like sludge du jour, with toxins for garlic. Anyone for Glow in the dark soup

A pole dancer to do what exactly?   Sorry!  I just been in Shelby GT's "Misused & Abused Words/Phrases" thread. 

Um, curried cabbage soup doesn't glow in the dark prior to consumption... but I'm guessing that everybody knows it does afterwards?   Hmmmm, now that could be useful during a power outtage, dontcha think?  Like when the lights go out you drop a starkerbark to illuminate the room?  

I guess that'd be OK.... providing nobody lights a match.

And while we're on the subject of UFO's and Jerry Springer, etc, has anyone given any thought the the possibility he's an alien?  Like they got sick of his shit on their TV up there, so stuck him in a UFO and deported him here... cos any demented dickhead who looks half-human and has a twisted mind can get a job on TV here????

The reason I ask is because no self respecting human being - exclude bankers, CEO's and politicians here - would have such a sick, twisted and perverse sense of right and wrong,,, surely??

He got exiled from planet Fashizzleitupyourbutt. That's about 24.5623 light years distant. Somewhere downtown of the Horsepatoot Nebula. Unfortunately he brought his freezedried brain with him instead of leaving it locked up in the Nitrox Cooler like he was supposed to. When the GrandPooter found out about it he sent a most potent starkerbark, that he bought from starkers at a discount rate because he had to pay for the warp juice to get back home, and aimed it at Jerry. He missed. Now you know where the haziness over the Golden Gate came from. So now we got this Jerry Springer alien dude on the boobtube making asses out of ordinary people just so he can satisfy his sick perverted egotistical self. I say we sneak in a magnetic bottle with a tightly held concentrated ultra-high potency supercharged plasmabark into his underwear draw. When he opens it in the morning........back to Fashizzleitupyourbutt in a hurry. Right   

Ah, but does Fashizzleitupyourbutt want him back?  I suspect not, so how about we sew up his asshole and force-feed him curried cabbage 'til he explodes and evaporates into space?

Um, don't you think it'd be better to throw him a lit match to speed up the process... so there's only ONE "Jerry"????

You first have to get him away from populated areas. Wrap him up in a flubbersuit and bounce him on over to Wall Street and dump him in the laps of all the greedy dipshits. Then light 'em all up. Next day we can all stand around and wonder at the ethereal glow on the horizon while we're holding our noses

Now that I'd like to see. Give a whole new meaning to 'Zodiacal light'

Um, don't you think it'd be better to throw him a lit match to speed up the process... so there's only ONE "Jerry"????
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 Only one Jerry, wow . Didn't know there were 2. (kidding)... And aren't we the instant gratification consumers

Absolutely my dear. We want it now. No waiting. Right this second if not sooner. When we talk others 'must' jump. This is why I don't like working retail. I never could bring myself to think along those terms...the customer is 'always' right. They're people just like you and me. In fact...we're customers too. Are we always right Will someone come up to you or me and say that we are always right I don't think so. Soooooo......What was the question

Don't you mean: "I want it yesterday!!" ????

Shouldn't that be: "When are we ever wrong?" ???

And who more deserving than us, right???

Try again...............................................this is the second go round. For some strange reason the page flipped to another post before I could finish. Okay...here goes.

     Good morning all. It's 6:50 in the a.m. (first time was 6:32) and yeah......I want it all yesterday. Only problem with that is yesterday blew by so fast it got to be tomorrow even before today happened. So where was I...oh yeah... who to blame for all the pussilaneous rigaramorole what passes for semi-sentience I don't know. Yes I do...blame all those bassackward dinkleberries up on the hill who think them knows it all. Do them knows it all I don't think so very much. We as the consumer litterated peoples of the world tighten our belts buckles and hunker down for the unenviable conclusion of Obamarama's attack on the less than brainless it should be evident and a little bit that his battle is an up/down twisty thing. How else is he gonna corral all them high muck-a-mucks as they scamper hither and thither trying to look smart

It's disgraceful                                       And how was your day

If I told you that my day went to shit because I got an excruciatingly bad cramp in my right calf muscle while walking to the shop, and that the pain persists 3 hours later,, would you believe me?

More to the point, would you feel sorry for me and send over a hot chicky babe with some nursing abilities to kiss it all better?

OK, then, how about a luke warm chicky babe with no nursing skills to kiss it all better?

Orright, how about a frigid old maid with a zimmer frame and a tube of linament, then?