Aye, lass, it be, but that only be on tha shores... did ye fink they acherly gits in tha water?

I says we makes 'em tread tha waters o' Shark Bay... wot say ye???

 Anchors Away,Set Sail,Avast ye Landlobbers,Aaaarrrr,the Cap'n wants to feed his pet fish!

One at a time or all at once

As a community service, I reckuns we does 'em all at once t' be rid o' tha scourge that be bankers.   So wot do ye fink o' this... us gits all tha bankers on a leaky barge n us tows it inta tha middle o' Shark Bay n' scuttles it frum under 'em?

Shark Bay Oooooohhhhhhh......everythin's all over the place. I can't get nuttin' into here. I'm not usin' the digicons no more. Them not workin' right.

Anyway...I started to say...Instead of throwin' 'em to the sharks, might get a nasty letter from the humane society, we take 'em all down to the Florida Everglades and feed 'em to the 'gators. Banker butts won't bother 'em too too much. Their gastronomical output we can use to fill up the bottles starkers got stowed away for emergencies in case the feds come lookin' for their missin' CEO's. And as far as a leaky barge goes...nah...tie a length of really scratchy rope to their wangadangs and push 'em off the plank. When one goes they all follow. How's that?   

Shall we have an official long weekend just to commemorate this historic event  (anything for a long weekend)

Instead of a long weekend, how about a holiday twice a week... once for 3 days and once for 4 days??

Why aren't you Prime Minister I bet on that premise alone you could get voted in   

I aren't Prime Minister cos I still want friends.

If I ran for politics, do you think The Curried Cabbage Party would be the ticket... and would it have 'impact'???

I say we vote for starkers as 'Prime' Prime Minister with absolute control of The Curried Cabbage Party and throw politics out the window. After all...it wuz politics what got us into this mess to begin with. Tell ya what...we use one of the start panels as a banner and fly it atop the poop deck mast of the the CCP (Curried Cabbage Party) Starkerbarker. Anybody what messes with us gets all blowed up or at the very least covered in highly toxic greenish/brown goop. Hahahaha......navies ain't got nuttin' on us. Right                    

The Navy gets the Gravy and the Army gets the beans,beans,beans. An X father-in-law used to sing that to us, and do you think he ever asked us if we wanted to even Hear It.....

 Oohhh...If the Army get the beans, beans, beans where'd they ever get NavyBeans from? And did ya ever see the end result of  on a can of beans or...or...one way past it's expiration date. With a little hole in it and green goo oozing out and all smelly and stuff to rival starkers barks   

Um?  Whatcha talking about: "to rival starkers barks."?  Do you honestly thing there IS something to rival my barks? 

And if there were, do you honestly believe they could produce it as efficiently and as effortlessly as I Do?? 

Did you know that after a bowl of curried cabbage I bark at the slightest exertion?

In fact, I don't even have to exert myself and I bark.... did you know that?

I do now.

      In fact last night a thunderstorm rolled on through here and the sound...that was you...wasn't it

I know it was...you ratlled the windows on the new courthouse and scared the hell out of the ghosts people are saying haunt the place. No wonder they flush the bowls overnight as the guards pass on by. They think starkers is invadin' the place.

Have you zero'd in on mine neck of the woods   'Cause if so do I have time to run the other way

Um, is it possible that was a ricochet from the one I did here and bounced off a rock onto a passing truck on its way the the airport, where a Qantas flight caught it up in its slipstream a carried over your locality, only releasing it when the pilot reduced speed in preparation for landing, thus leaving the bark rolling around the skies above your vicinity???

Like I need to ZERO IN???

Probably not... can an escaping shackled prisoner outrun a prison guard dog?

OK so Starkers Barkers we know can cause huge explosions, I was thinking you could add some secret ingredient and if

properly chosen maybe you could clear the air of all this pollution. Just a nice vegie ozone layer. Could this be the new reality

Why would it matter?

Why not eat curried cabbage and make your own barks?

Lethargy as a constant diet will eventually make you

sick

And I haven't been encouraging this???

Why should I be the only one on the Hazmat suspect list???

And if enough of us combine our efforts, do you think we could push all that nasty smog into the upper atmosphere... being that hot air...er, gas, in this case, rises????

Thing is, would we then get green sunsets??? 

Green sunsets that we can actually see Well I really like cabbage but curry.   Got to think on that one. Gee. SuperHero or

reg. girl     

Couldn't you be a regular hero AND remain a super girl??? 

You know, a bit like Superman and wear your superhero methane suit under your regular clothes?

And wouldn't it be romantic, flying off into the green sunset with 'your' Louis Lane?